Xander ,'Touched'
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Betsy in Natter (because she is me):
I was reading yet another article about the Leonids tonight. I realized that not only was I not getting out of bed at 2:30 for the Leonids, I wouldn't get out of bed if I knew they were going to be purple and gold and spell out "Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin George Bush This Means You".
RL, much as I'm flattered at the attribution, I don't remember writing that minion-of-Fay post. Maybe it was amyth?
Oh, probably, sorry. You've got similar cadences as well as similar names. I'm on this crappy public computer and its fonts are completely whacko, I can barely read.
From NAFDA Buffy, re: Spike:
Betsy Hanes Perry She sure was doing a convincing job of picking him up in the bar, then.
Trudy Booth Who wouldn't?
Betsy Hanes Perry Well, me. I'd go all fumfuh and embarrassed and "er, can I have your toothograph?"
In Lit:
Connie Neil: And now I have this image of an unshaven guy sitting in front of computer, wearingonly his briefs and chewing on a cigarette as he types, "Tiffany gazed tremulously up at Dirk, her untouched heart beating with new passion."
PMM: This is dangerously close to how I write, only I'm sucking down boilermakers, and there ain't nothing untouched about "Xander gazed tremulously up at Spike, the rational part of him hoping with passion that the chains would hold--the secret, dark, only-hinted-at-by Larry part thrilling with the notion that they might not."
IJS, Yin/Yang, baby.
Trudy Booth - (to John, re: Thuy) You are violently cute about that woman.
John H - I should say that she's not just cute. She might look like a delicate little oriental lotus-blossom, but she grew up in a tough neighbourhood, can beat me at pool every time, and from her time serving beer in sleazy bars in Saigon she knows how to hold her own in a bar-room brawl, believe me.
Love!
Jess PMoon:
I suppose it's too much for me to hope that the Pet Psychic is an actual psychic pet? Because a fortune telling kitten would just be too cute for words.
t Natterishness
This is dangerously close to how I write
....PMM, are you only wearing briefs at the time? Because the very suggestion is in danger of igniting my keyboard. And I can't decide which is hotter - topless PMM in girl pants, or topless PMM in boy pants.
';l9-816jljhmab!!^)&(%
(computer bursts into flame)
Hee.
Okay, it seems silly to copy and paste but see above:
COMM'itted.
(Normally boy briefs and an open robe.)
Yeah, what she glurbled.
In Bitches, Am-Chau Yarkona:
"Come here, precious. Dobby come to bed?""Dobby must sweep floor. Dobby must cook breakfast. Dobby is not fit to sleep with ex-holder of One Ring."
"Dobby is new precious. Dobby must bring Gollum what he sweeps up from Bag End floor."
It has potentional.
... I can't stop laughing; I'm going to hell.