You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Coffee On My Monitor  

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Topic!Cindy - Jan 18, 2007 7:24:30 am PST #8917 of 10000
What is even happening?

DavidS - Jan 18, 2007 8:25:37 am PST #8918 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

From Natter:

Teppy: If someone asks "Do you know what time it is?" he replies, without fail, "Yes."

Dana: Oh, my god. Grounds for homicide.

Teppy:

Right? And then the ask-er will look at him and say "Well?" To which he'll reply "Well, what?"
"What TIME is it?!?"
"Oh. You didn't ask me what time it was; you just asked me if I *knew* what time it was. It's 12:54."
No one thinks it's cute or funny. And yet he persists in doing it.

Amych: It finally dawned on me - Chatty!Coworker is a text-based adventure game.


vw bug - Jan 19, 2007 12:45:32 am PST #8919 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

From Bitches:

meara: So, today I think I spent about $250 on various things.

But $200 of that was at the outlet mall.

So really that's like saving money, right? Since it would've cost like, $500 in the real stores?

Hil R.: Yep. That's exactly how outlet prices work. Trust me, I'm a mathematician.


SailAweigh - Jan 19, 2007 3:51:31 am PST #8920 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

In Bitches:

Teppy:

I'm just enough of a 12-year-old to point out that, in my search, I found that the abbreviation for the journal title is "Women's Stud Q."

Brenda:

Wonder what happened to Studs A through P?

Cass:

It's a refractory period thing... They're resting.

Sean K:

Stud Q is the one with all the cool, high-tech gadgets, like a watch that turns into a dildo.

-t:

So, that's the Bond Q, not Star Trek.


Cashmere - Jan 19, 2007 11:06:22 am PST #8921 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Raq in Bitches:

It's the end of the day for me, and I can honestly say that some days it's just not worth chewing through the restraints.


Pix - Jan 19, 2007 5:46:37 pm PST #8922 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Jen in Bitches:

Hi everyone.

I had a date tonight, someone I met on nerve.com.

It went fine until he told me that he sometimes likes to wear his Spock ears when he goes out to dinner.

I. Give. Up.


SailAweigh - Jan 20, 2007 4:24:39 am PST #8923 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

In Bitches:

P-C:

I want a dance sandwich with a Ms. marcontell filling.

amych:

Oh, like we ever would've left leftovers.


Volans - Jan 20, 2007 10:16:41 pm PST #8924 of 10000
move out and draw fire

As true as my sentiment might be, I can't claim it - I'm pretty sure I read it on a t-shirt somewhere.


Polter-Cow - Jan 20, 2007 10:18:27 pm PST #8925 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It's an Emo Philips line.


Scrappy - Jan 23, 2007 6:53:30 am PST #8926 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Shrift, in Natter:

Screaming Ponies. Band name, or euphemism for incontinence?