Jen in Bitches:
Hi everyone.
I had a date tonight, someone I met on nerve.com.
It went fine until he told me that he sometimes likes to wear his Spock ears when he goes out to dinner.
I. Give. Up.
'Bushwhacked'
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Jen in Bitches:
Hi everyone.
I had a date tonight, someone I met on nerve.com.
It went fine until he told me that he sometimes likes to wear his Spock ears when he goes out to dinner.
I. Give. Up.
In Bitches:
P-C:
I want a dance sandwich with a Ms. marcontell filling.
amych:
Oh, like we ever would've left leftovers.
As true as my sentiment might be, I can't claim it - I'm pretty sure I read it on a t-shirt somewhere.
It's an Emo Philips line.
Shrift, in Natter:
Screaming Ponies. Band name, or euphemism for incontinence?
askye, in Natter:
As for President Shrub. He has to talk about domestic issues because what else is he going to say? "We'll have a surge in the summer, but that's not an escalation." And repeat "9/11 Bin Laden" over and over like some bad techno mix?
In Natter.
flea:
WTF sighting: on the back of a jeep cherokee, one of those big magnetic yellow ribbon stickers. You have to get right up close, like at a stoplight, to see that written on it is "Support Pimpin." WTF?
Vortex:
well, it's hard out there for a pimp.
Betsy in Minearverse, showing how well she knows our Tim:
Awwww. Cute!Tim.
Good thing he's not in a Tim script, because we all know what would come next.
Dead!Tim.
Jessica, in Natter:
Dear time,
Please have an arrow. The lack of one makes my brain hurt.
Love,
Causality.
The Allyson and Kristen Show, in Minearverse, re: TV's Hit Drive,
Allyson -
I keep trying to convince Kristen that there should be cameos of KITT and the General Lee, but I'm afeared I've lost influence.
Kristen -
Possibly because you keep trying to convince me that there should be cameos of KITT and the General Lee.