I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be.

Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Trudy Booth - Nov 16, 2006 6:09:49 am PST #8808 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Beth b: I think it is time to retreat to the world of books and drink


Ginger - Nov 16, 2006 6:37:10 am PST #8809 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

That was Beth, actually. I wanted to tag it, but Fay got there first.


Aims - Nov 17, 2006 9:14:12 am PST #8810 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

In Natter:

shrift: I just don't understand the appeal of having sex with a carcass. Decomposing meat! You don't stick your wang in that! I don't care if it's still warm!

ita: I don't understand the appeal of having sex with Paris Hilton, but people still do that. It's even legal!

shrift: You win.


DCJensen - Nov 18, 2006 8:56:04 am PST #8811 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Erin:

Voice, Tep. I thought your voice would be more like mine, and instead it was this contralto-y deadpan chain-smoking '40's secretary-of-a-private-dick voice.

Teppy:

Heh. I get that ALL the time.


Cass - Nov 19, 2006 9:36:37 pm PST #8812 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

In Bitches

Teppy: The society for responsible recreational sex thanks you.

(Christ, the things I'll talk about online. Hi, mom.)


juliana - Nov 20, 2006 7:10:11 am PST #8813 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

shrift, in Natter:

I think you'll find that I'm a benevolent tyrant. Keep your hands and arms inside the internets at all times. Please remember that a first-born is not a proper bribe unless it is above the age of majority.


Scrappy - Nov 21, 2006 7:13:26 am PST #8814 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Toddson in Natter:

Really - when you put on a pair of pants and the first thought when you see yourself is "it's Hammer time!" it's time to retire them.


P.M. Marc - Nov 21, 2006 1:10:14 pm PST #8815 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Polter-Cow in Boxed Set

Yes, Promo Guy, let us watch the show and stop making shit up.


Lee - Nov 22, 2006 11:36:41 am PST #8816 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Erikaj, in Bitches:

They've been killing off the sitcom and feminism about once a year. Then they made Ally Mc Beal and did both at once.


DCJensen - Nov 22, 2006 7:41:44 pm PST #8817 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Cashmere, in Bitches

Mom hit the deer. Mom always hits the deer. Sister called because Mom was going to the ER with the friend who was riding home from Bingo with her.

No deer is safe from my mother.

...

Deer are a particular problem in the rural area I grew up in--LOTS of corn fields, LOTS of deer.

No predators.

Unless you count my mother and her Chrysler.