Monty ,'Trash'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Natter:
shrift: I just don't understand the appeal of having sex with a carcass. Decomposing meat! You don't stick your wang in that! I don't care if it's still warm!
ita: I don't understand the appeal of having sex with Paris Hilton, but people still do that. It's even legal!
shrift: You win.
Erin:
Voice, Tep. I thought your voice would be more like mine, and instead it was this contralto-y deadpan chain-smoking '40's secretary-of-a-private-dick voice.
Teppy:
Heh. I get that ALL the time.
In Bitches
Teppy: The society for responsible recreational sex thanks you.
(Christ, the things I'll talk about online. Hi, mom.)
shrift, in Natter:
I think you'll find that I'm a benevolent tyrant. Keep your hands and arms inside the internets at all times. Please remember that a first-born is not a proper bribe unless it is above the age of majority.
Toddson in Natter:
Really - when you put on a pair of pants and the first thought when you see yourself is "it's Hammer time!" it's time to retire them.
Polter-Cow in Boxed Set
Yes, Promo Guy, let us watch the show and stop making shit up.
Erikaj, in Bitches:
They've been killing off the sitcom and feminism about once a year. Then they made Ally Mc Beal and did both at once.
Cashmere, in Bitches
Mom hit the deer. Mom always hits the deer. Sister called because Mom was going to the ER with the friend who was riding home from Bingo with her.
No deer is safe from my mother.
...
Deer are a particular problem in the rural area I grew up in--LOTS of corn fields, LOTS of deer.
No predators.
Unless you count my mother and her Chrysler.
In Boxed Set
tommyrot: "SCI FI Channel has given a green light to Tin Man, a wild SF reimagining of The Wizard of Oz, as its next six-hour original miniseries." [...] "The miniseries is a sometimes psychedelic, often twisted and always bizarre take on The Wizard of Oz. It centers on DG, a young woman plucked from her humdrum life and thrust into The Outer Zone (the O.Z.), a fantastical realm filled with wonder, but oppressed by dark magic." [link]
Jessica: People, did we learn nothing from the movie version of The Wiz? This is a BAD IDEA!
tommyrot: Maybe they could do a scifi reimagining of "Annie." It turns out that Daddy Warbucks is developing A.I. weapons technology. They all live in a fantastic alternate reality, where no one has eyes....
DXMachina: The gun will come out tomorrow...
In Natter
msbelle:
good thing I checked the bags, I had not packed my underthings.
Allyson:
Yeah, you really can't go commando to the embassy.