Trudy: OMG, why would anyone drink Fernet when there is single malt?!?!
Plei: Because some moods call for green and bitter!
Zoe: What's that, sir? Mal: Freedom, is what. Zoe: No, I meant what's that? Mal: Oh. Yeah. Just step around it. I think something must've been living in here.
'Out Of Gas'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Topic!Cindy - Nov 15, 2006 12:00:28 pm PST #8806 of 10000
What is even happening?
Pix - Nov 15, 2006 2:57:13 pm PST #8807 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Miracleman explains the perspective of asshat ex-bosses:
"I am a soulless robot drone, enslaved by a heartless, uncaring, monolithic corporate entity that daily grinds my spirit away a bit at a time. My life is grey and meaningless...food tastes like ash and sand...television is harsh colorful light in a box that I must watch without ever knowing why...and those that surround me, both at work and at home, are faceless wraiths, empty husks of people equipped only with gaping maws that howl out a constant stream of 'FEEEEEEED USSSSSS'. My life is a barren hellish landscape.
"And this man...this BASTARD of a man...enjoys his life outside of work. He bring light and color into the sacred tomblike workspace and curses its mien, rages at its attempts to crush him and...on purpose...chooses at times to NOT SHOW UP that he may tend to people whom he lo--lllllll...lur...I can say it...whom he....LOVES!!
"We must kills him, my prrrecccciousss, yes, we must kill the evil human-man who has color and happiness, we must crush his breath from him...
"But we are tired, preccciousss Bottom Line. So tired.
"We'll just fire his ass, instead."
Trudy Booth - Nov 16, 2006 6:09:49 am PST #8808 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Beth b: I think it is time to retreat to the world of books and drink
Ginger - Nov 16, 2006 6:37:10 am PST #8809 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
That was Beth, actually. I wanted to tag it, but Fay got there first.
Aims - Nov 17, 2006 9:14:12 am PST #8810 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
In Natter:
shrift: I just don't understand the appeal of having sex with a carcass. Decomposing meat! You don't stick your wang in that! I don't care if it's still warm!
ita: I don't understand the appeal of having sex with Paris Hilton, but people still do that. It's even legal!
shrift: You win.
DCJensen - Nov 18, 2006 8:56:04 am PST #8811 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Erin:
Voice, Tep. I thought your voice would be more like mine, and instead it was this contralto-y deadpan chain-smoking '40's secretary-of-a-private-dick voice.
Teppy:
Heh. I get that ALL the time.
Cass - Nov 19, 2006 9:36:37 pm PST #8812 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
In Bitches
Teppy: The society for responsible recreational sex thanks you.
(Christ, the things I'll talk about online. Hi, mom.)
juliana - Nov 20, 2006 7:10:11 am PST #8813 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
shrift, in Natter:
I think you'll find that I'm a benevolent tyrant. Keep your hands and arms inside the internets at all times. Please remember that a first-born is not a proper bribe unless it is above the age of majority.
Scrappy - Nov 21, 2006 7:13:26 am PST #8814 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Toddson in Natter:
Really - when you put on a pair of pants and the first thought when you see yourself is "it's Hammer time!" it's time to retire them.
P.M. Marc - Nov 21, 2006 1:10:14 pm PST #8815 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Polter-Cow in Boxed Set
Yes, Promo Guy, let us watch the show and stop making shit up.