Two steaming cups of chocolate goodness. Courtesy of whomever I swiped it from out of the cupboard.

Ben ,'The Killer In Me'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 17, 2006 3:47:06 am PDT #8747 of 10000
What is even happening?

we don't need no stinkin' context:
Y'gotta mouse in your pocket?


esse - Oct 17, 2006 7:53:18 am PDT #8748 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

from movies:

Jessica: Frankly, the premise of "Ziggy Stardust helps Wolverine kick Batman's ass using THE AWESOME POWER OF ELECTRICITY" was never really going to live up to the version in my head.


Trudy Booth - Oct 17, 2006 10:15:14 am PDT #8749 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Corwood Industries: The ENT physician I saw this morning made an unfortunate assumption about me after finding out that I'm from Alabama and work for the Legislature in this state. This led to his observations about how unfit women's brains are for anything other than raising children and how wonderful it is to be white and Southern and male. I wanted to point out that just being fat and having sideburns doesn't make me Toby Keith, but he kept sticking pointy metal things into my nose, so I was loathe to piss him off.

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Steph L.: Just how BAD does Santorum's opponent have to be, given that Santorum keeps getting re-elected? I'm picturing his opponent as an actual *goat,* or something.


esse - Oct 17, 2006 12:18:20 pm PDT #8750 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Cindy solves all your problems in Natter:

# Threaten to stuff a scientist in his locker unless he lends you ten bucks
# Go get gas
# Go home
# Get glasses
# Get badge
# Code it all on your time sheet as "Professional Development; other"


Topic!Cindy - Oct 18, 2006 12:41:20 pm PDT #8751 of 10000
What is even happening?

Jilli: Okay, which one of you has a working teleporter, and why aren't you sharing it with the rest of us. In the past two weeks at work, I have done double-takes because I could have sworn I saw MM, Sean, and DX. Today it was Cass.

tommyrot: Oh, that is so naive to thing someone's using a teleporter. It's much more likely that in the future, MM, Sean, and DX are traveling back in time just to confuse you.

Jilli: Oh. Good point.


WindSparrow - Oct 18, 2006 2:34:38 pm PDT #8752 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

connie neil responds to Aimee getting a new kitten, in Bitches:

Now I have kitten cravings. Damn you, Empress! My biological clock is not supposed to be fuzzy!


SailAweigh - Oct 19, 2006 3:48:16 am PDT #8753 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

In Bitches:

Aimee (talking about the new kitty, Switch):

And also help edit Elliot's novel which is called, The Campaign to Kill the Dog.

WindSparrow:

Is this a novel or a self-help manual?


Pix - Oct 19, 2006 5:37:21 am PDT #8754 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

The epitome of Buffistadom:

connie neil: Erin has a steamy one night stand, but the books get the exclamation points. I love this place.

Erin: Well, books are forever.
Orgasms are over pretty quick.


Amy - Oct 19, 2006 5:41:34 am PDT #8755 of 10000
Because books.

Oh, curse you, wee Kristin! You beat me to it!


Jessica - Oct 19, 2006 6:07:06 am PDT #8756 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Shrift in Natter:

On my second cup of coffee. Suspect someone has replaced caffeine in both cups with with apathy.