Corwood Industries: The ENT physician I saw this morning made an unfortunate assumption about me after finding out that I'm from Alabama and work for the Legislature in this state. This led to his observations about how unfit women's brains are for anything other than raising children and how wonderful it is to be white and Southern and male. I wanted to point out that just being fat and having sideburns doesn't make me Toby Keith, but he kept sticking pointy metal things into my nose, so I was loathe to piss him off.

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Steph L.: Just how BAD does Santorum's opponent have to be, given that Santorum keeps getting re-elected? I'm picturing his opponent as an actual *goat,* or something.

Cindy solves all your problems in Natter:

# Threaten to stuff a scientist in his locker unless he lends you ten bucks

# Go get gas

# Go home

# Get glasses

# Get badge

# Code it all on your time sheet as "Professional Development; other"

Jilli: Okay, which one of you has a working teleporter, and why aren't you sharing it with the rest of us. In the past two weeks at work, I have done double-takes because I could have sworn I saw MM, Sean, and DX. Today it was Cass.

tommyrot: Oh, that is so naive to thing someone's using a teleporter. It's much more likely that in the future, MM, Sean, and DX are traveling back in time just to confuse you.

Jilli: Oh. Good point.

connie neil responds to Aimee getting a new kitten, in Bitches:

Now I have kitten cravings. Damn you, Empress! My biological clock is not supposed to be fuzzy!

In Bitches:

Aimee (talking about the new kitty, Switch):

And also help edit Elliot's novel which is called, The Campaign to Kill the Dog.

WindSparrow:

Is this a novel or a self-help manual?

The epitome of Buffistadom:

connie neil: Erin has a steamy one night stand, but the books get the exclamation points. I love this place.

Erin: Well, books are forever.
Orgasms are over pretty quick.

Oh, curse you, wee Kristin! You beat me to it!

Shrift in Natter:

On my second cup of coffee. Suspect someone has replaced caffeine in both cups with with apathy.

from boxed set. I'm just the setup, I swear.

IAmNotReallyASpring: I saw an ad for [Torchwood] last night and thought 'This is spun off from Doctor Who?' But there's

SA: It's DW's 'edgier' cousin.

IAmNotReallyASpring: The ads make it look unattractively edgy. Like 'Look how edgy we are. We're composed entirely of edges. We have no sides.'

From a discussion in Bitches about short hair

ChiKat

I love having short hair and will always have it. I have thin, fine hair that hangs in stringy limplessness if I have any length. But short? It looks like I have actual body in my hair.

juliana

As opposed to an actual body, for which long hair is much more useful for hiding.