The count of three isn't a plan. It's Sesame Street.

Buffy ,'First Date'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 18, 2006 12:41:20 pm PDT #8751 of 10000
What is even happening?

Jilli: Okay, which one of you has a working teleporter, and why aren't you sharing it with the rest of us. In the past two weeks at work, I have done double-takes because I could have sworn I saw MM, Sean, and DX. Today it was Cass.

tommyrot: Oh, that is so naive to thing someone's using a teleporter. It's much more likely that in the future, MM, Sean, and DX are traveling back in time just to confuse you.

Jilli: Oh. Good point.


WindSparrow - Oct 18, 2006 2:34:38 pm PDT #8752 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

connie neil responds to Aimee getting a new kitten, in Bitches:

Now I have kitten cravings. Damn you, Empress! My biological clock is not supposed to be fuzzy!


SailAweigh - Oct 19, 2006 3:48:16 am PDT #8753 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

In Bitches:

Aimee (talking about the new kitty, Switch):

And also help edit Elliot's novel which is called, The Campaign to Kill the Dog.

WindSparrow:

Is this a novel or a self-help manual?


Pix - Oct 19, 2006 5:37:21 am PDT #8754 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

The epitome of Buffistadom:

connie neil: Erin has a steamy one night stand, but the books get the exclamation points. I love this place.

Erin: Well, books are forever.
Orgasms are over pretty quick.


Amy - Oct 19, 2006 5:41:34 am PDT #8755 of 10000
Because books.

Oh, curse you, wee Kristin! You beat me to it!


Jessica - Oct 19, 2006 6:07:06 am PDT #8756 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Shrift in Natter:

On my second cup of coffee. Suspect someone has replaced caffeine in both cups with with apathy.


esse - Oct 19, 2006 6:42:21 am PDT #8757 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

from boxed set. I'm just the setup, I swear.

IAmNotReallyASpring: I saw an ad for [Torchwood] last night and thought 'This is spun off from Doctor Who?' But there's
lesbian groping and jets of blood.

SA: It's DW's 'edgier' cousin.

IAmNotReallyASpring: The ads make it look unattractively edgy. Like 'Look how edgy we are. We're composed entirely of edges. We have no sides.'


Connie Neil - Oct 19, 2006 9:18:02 am PDT #8758 of 10000
brillig

From a discussion in Bitches about short hair

ChiKat

I love having short hair and will always have it. I have thin, fine hair that hangs in stringy limplessness if I have any length. But short? It looks like I have actual body in my hair.

juliana

As opposed to an actual body, for which long hair is much more useful for hiding.


Connie Neil - Oct 20, 2006 8:52:04 am PDT #8759 of 10000
brillig

It started simply, with a discussion of brains (which is simple for Natter)

juliana

And from Wikipedia, a much more prosiac entry:

Donovan's Brain

Donovan's Brain is a 1942 horror novel by Curt Siodmak. The story revolves around an attempt to keep alive the brain of millionaire megalomaniac W.H. Donovan after an otherwise fatal plane crash. Gradually, the increasingly evil brain develops telepathic abilities and becomes able to control the mind of Dr. Patrick Cory, the character who is keeping the brain alive.

The novel has been filmed on several occasions, most notably as The Lady and the Monster (1944) and Donovan's Brain (1953), the latter starring Nancy Reagan.

brenda m

Okay, now I'm scared.

tommyrot

Of Nancy Reagan?

Teppy

You're NOT?


Pix - Oct 21, 2006 7:02:39 pm PDT #8760 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Sue in Natter: Did I mention I'm drunk? But isn't my typing god for a drunk person ? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!