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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
JZ, in Bitches, hitting my square in the childhood:
OTOH, we saw a flash of Suzi in the crowd, and moments later the phone rang -- Emmett, calling from his mom's house, to say, "Hey, that was Suzi! Did you see her?" Clearly, the Name-That-Cool-Grownup flash cards are working.
Kate P: You mean... I've licked candy off the neck of the woman whose friend slept with Captain Jack? Suddenly I feel a tiny bit closer to God.
Daniel Jensen: Take that, Kevin Bacon.
Nilly in Natter:
I'm sorry, I never understood the logic behind drying dishes. They're going to dry anyway by themselves, right? It's like waving a shirt around and going all "phoo" on it instead of hanging it to dry by the wind, in my eyes.
shrift in Boxed Set, no context means no spoilers:
I don't see him as a sex machine so much as sex positive, in a "So you've finally shaken off those pesky Puritanical roots, America! What will you do now?" "Oh, I think the question is what won't I do, Universe." kind of way.
Amych, in Natter:
Live TV is weird. It stops the show right in the middle to show these other little shows that are, like, total non-sequiturs and only about 30 seconds long and really anvilly. And it doesn't let me fast forward past them.
Ha! I am so Tivo engrained that when I read this in thread, I didn't really understand it. I thought to myself, is that some kind of computer based tivo like MythTV? And why would they do that?
Hee. Hehehee.
Aimee in Natter:
Fucking hate math.
I just said that outloud and my boss about passed out.
"I don't want to hear that you hate math! YOU'RE THE GODDAMNED BOOKKEEPER."
erikaj in Bitches:
Baseball posting always makes me feel like that part in Xander's dream where Giles speaks French.
I'm surprised no one posted this yet, so I must.
Ginger in Bitches:
Cyanide is natural. Rats are natural. Salmonella is natural. Chasing down small animals, killing them with sticks and eating them raw is natural. Squatting in the woods is natural. Sneezing and dripping from allergies is natural. I like to think we've reached the Post-Natural Age.
Shrift in Natter:
I am saddened to discover that "corporate executions" don't mean the same thing in real estate as they do at Wolfram & Hart.