See, Vera? Dress yourself up; you get taken out somewhere fun.

Jayne ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 30, 2006 9:25:27 am PDT #8652 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Sparky in bitches with a swinging new catchphrase:

I'm going to use that as my expression for everything today -- good or bad I will exclaim, "RUMBALLS!"


Trudy Booth - Aug 30, 2006 11:16:51 am PDT #8653 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Aimée: You need to eat something between now and tomorrow. Don't make me come out there and put a Luna bar up your butt.


Aims - Aug 30, 2006 7:15:20 pm PDT #8654 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ailleann in Bitches:

LIAR LIAR BRA ON FIRE.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 31, 2006 3:13:29 am PDT #8655 of 10000
What is even happening?

The Kristen: I'm continuing the time honored tradition of ignoring the possible existence of other evidence that might not support my crackpot theory.


Aims - Aug 31, 2006 10:07:26 pm PDT #8656 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

In Bitches

ND:Hee! I found a boundary!

SonusExMachina: That's the beauty of being a conquistador and explorer of the uncharted waters in the Sea of Wrong. Forge further on!


Beverly - Sep 01, 2006 5:13:16 am PDT #8657 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Cashmere on the duties of motherhood in Bitches:

When he's adult, he can eat sugar with a spoon for breakfast. But I'm here to insure he'll feel guilty about it when he does.


Toddson - Sep 01, 2006 10:13:47 am PDT #8658 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

What? No one's posted this?

Trudy in Bitches:

I'm so horny I could jump a neo con.


Pix - Sep 01, 2006 7:00:02 pm PDT #8659 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Bitches:

NoiseDesign: You should have seen the look on Pete's face when I turned up at their house wearing a brown courderoy kilt.

StephL: Was it "At last, my prince has arrived!"?


Pix - Sep 02, 2006 9:04:36 am PDT #8660 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Natter:

sarameg: Stupidest problem ever: I lost a cherry tomato under the stove. Not sure how to get it out. Oops.

Theodosia: sarameg -- really long chopsticks? wire hanger with the body stretched out way long?

megan walker: I'm sure Joan Crawford would be happy to hear they are good for something.


SailAweigh - Sep 02, 2006 9:35:00 am PDT #8661 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Cass in Bitches:

Things that I am allergic to should be easier to kill. Like avocados.