Aimée: You need to eat something between now and tomorrow. Don't make me come out there and put a Luna bar up your butt.
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Ailleann in Bitches:
LIAR LIAR BRA ON FIRE.
The Kristen: I'm continuing the time honored tradition of ignoring the possible existence of other evidence that might not support my crackpot theory.
In Bitches
ND:Hee! I found a boundary!
SonusExMachina: That's the beauty of being a conquistador and explorer of the uncharted waters in the Sea of Wrong. Forge further on!
Cashmere on the duties of motherhood in Bitches:
When he's adult, he can eat sugar with a spoon for breakfast. But I'm here to insure he'll feel guilty about it when he does.
What? No one's posted this?
Trudy in Bitches:
I'm so horny I could jump a neo con.
In Bitches:
NoiseDesign: You should have seen the look on Pete's face when I turned up at their house wearing a brown courderoy kilt.
StephL: Was it "At last, my prince has arrived!"?
In Natter:
sarameg: Stupidest problem ever: I lost a cherry tomato under the stove. Not sure how to get it out. Oops.
Theodosia: sarameg -- really long chopsticks? wire hanger with the body stretched out way long?
megan walker: I'm sure Joan Crawford would be happy to hear they are good for something.
Cass in Bitches:
Things that I am allergic to should be easier to kill. Like avocados.
In BuffyandAngle:
Topic!Cindy: Oh! I love knowing about a potential fan before the potential fan even knows. It's like getting a sneak peek at someone's pregnancy test results!!!
Editted to account for Cindy's Blackberry. It's obviously prejudiced on the part of the letter S.