I wanna die in bed surrounded by fat grandchildren, but guess that's off the menu.

Jenny ,'Bring On The Night'


Coffee On My Monitor  

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Trudy Booth - Aug 21, 2006 1:21:33 pm PDT #8634 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Cass: Kittenish is flopped on the couch and trying to figure out why I am taking her laundry away.


Katerina Bee - Aug 21, 2006 4:42:05 pm PDT #8635 of 10000
Herding cats for fun

But if I'm needlessly complicating things, ignore me. I dunno about Victor. He might be dangerous to ignore. He can probably kill you with an elegant turn of phrase.

Liese S. in F2F. Hee.


lisah - Aug 22, 2006 8:19:19 am PDT #8636 of 10000
Punishingly Intricate

Nilly re. Pluto's demotion:

It makes him the Jewish-mommy of not-planets: "so, what, you invite me to play, and then decide that you change your mind and you don't want me in your group anymore? Fine. I'll spin here alone. In the dark. And the cold. Really cold. Away from all of you who didn't even want me in the same list like you. See if I care. I'd cry if I had any solids on me that could turn into liquids".


Aims - Aug 22, 2006 9:01:10 am PDT #8637 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Theo in Natter on the Pluto Discussion

You Must Be This Round And Orbit The Sun To Be A Planet


Beverly - Aug 22, 2006 2:45:47 pm PDT #8638 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Cindy in Natter:

Never piss off a geologist. They throw rocks.


Theodosia - Aug 22, 2006 3:05:18 pm PDT #8639 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Cashmere, in response to an obnoxious internets person:

...she doesn't deserve to bask in the glow of my white, hot hatred. Nor even the faint warmth of my indifference.


Kathy A - Aug 23, 2006 7:28:38 am PDT #8640 of 10000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

In the midst of Natter's smoked salmon riff:

Kalshane:

Without the cold-smoking, it's gravlax.

I thought that was a Klingon dish.

Jessica: Only for the Swedish Klingons.

Aimee: Borkl'avsh! Borkl'avash! Borkl'avash!

Kalshane: Great, now I have this mental image of a Klingon Swedish Chef muppet. "Bork, Bork, Bork, P'tak!"

ETA: Hee, Klingon Swedish Chef x-post!


NoiseDesign - Aug 26, 2006 7:26:07 pm PDT #8641 of 10000
Our wings are not tired

Aimee...just being...well...Aimee

I did an asinine thing at the grocery store. I was buying bread and stuff and asked fot cigs for Joe and myself. The checker went off, grabbed them, brought them back, and showed them to me. I gave her thumbs up. Or, rather, NSM.

I flipped her off.

And proceeded to almost die of embarrasment in the middle of Albertson's. Fortunately, she had a good sense of humor, saw the beet-red heat on my face as I stammered an apology to her in which I said, "Obviously, I do that too often for it to be my default finger signal."

I can never go in there ever ever again.


tiggy - Aug 26, 2006 8:40:54 pm PDT #8642 of 10000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

oh my. that is hilarious. i think i scared my dog laughing...


Topic!Cindy - Aug 27, 2006 2:19:27 am PDT #8643 of 10000
What is even happening?

I had a feeling that had already been COMMed, but I had to check, just in case, because I'm STILL laughing.