'Out Of Gas'
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In the midst of Natter's smoked salmon riff:
Kalshane:
Without the cold-smoking, it's gravlax.
I thought that was a Klingon dish.
Jessica: Only for the Swedish Klingons.
Aimee: Borkl'avsh! Borkl'avash! Borkl'avash!
Kalshane: Great, now I have this mental image of a Klingon Swedish Chef muppet. "Bork, Bork, Bork, P'tak!"
ETA: Hee, Klingon Swedish Chef x-post!
Aimee...just being...well...Aimee
I did an asinine thing at the grocery store. I was buying bread and stuff and asked fot cigs for Joe and myself. The checker went off, grabbed them, brought them back, and showed them to me. I gave her thumbs up. Or, rather, NSM.
I flipped her off.
And proceeded to almost die of embarrasment in the middle of Albertson's. Fortunately, she had a good sense of humor, saw the beet-red heat on my face as I stammered an apology to her in which I said, "Obviously, I do that too often for it to be my default finger signal."
I can never go in there ever ever again.
oh my. that is hilarious. i think i scared my dog laughing...
I had a feeling that had already been COMMed, but I had to check, just in case, because I'm STILL laughing.
Raq in Bitches:
I just turned some goth music off because it was too positive.
I envy you your swift fingers, Deena!
Aimee in Bitches, deliberately taken out of context:
Maybe I'll end Joe
The Empress in Bitches (because it is so very true):
I have found that in LA, turn signals are viewed as a sign of agression.
Raq in Bitches:
the DH mentioned that he worked with a Major O'Neill last week and is working with a Dr. Carter this week. He's hoping to collect the whole set.
Brenda with the followup:
They were interviewing a Major General Sheppard on CNN a few weeks back, when he feels the need to spin off.
Topic!Cindy, in Bitches:
I somehow managed to read this as though Sparky was talking to Nora about a Dean Winchester lookalike.
I have never once watched an episode of Supernatural.
I don't read Supernatural fic.
I'd even read Nora's posts and had known she was talking about a college dean.
Fandom, you win.
Again.