Holli makes an idle threat:
Don't make me go sign up for martial arts classes and become an expert and kick your ass, ita.
Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!
Monty ,'Trash'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Theodosia - Nov 17, 2002 10:37:14 am PST #862 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Rebecca Lizard - Nov 17, 2002 10:58:51 am PST #863 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
RL, I just like that ita added Firefly. I'm feeling really protective of it, and although it's not a typically funny COMM - the COMM description also says quotes and tags that deserve immortalisation. I can delete it if it is a problem.
Oh, I get it. I fiercely love Firefly too now-- I just hadn't realized it wasn't there before.
Nora Deirdre - Nov 17, 2002 1:19:40 pm PST #864 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
DXMachina: (in Natter)
Ya know, accusing people of being witches just because they're different is bad. Not allowing young women to learn their letters is bad. Turns out there's not a lot of yucks to be had in small pox, either, and not even a trace of the funny syphillis around to lighten the mood...
askye - Nov 17, 2002 3:08:53 pm PST #865 of 10000
Thrive to spite them
From Due South (there was a discussion about Free Willie the movie::
FayJay:
Is *willy* in as common usage Stateside, then? 'Cause in the UK, it's as common as 'cock' or 'dick', only without the same degree of offensiveness. I've always assumed it must be less familiar in the US, because the sheer visceral rudeness of calling one's shaggadelic president Slick Willy seems so...er...rude.
Ellen S.:
I think willy is more of a children's version of 'dick' and equally inoffensive/used as a nickname. 'Free Willy' makes me think of a chorus line of exhibitionists with open raincoats waving their appendages, singing "Born Freeeeeee, free as the......."
Betsy HP - Nov 17, 2002 3:34:10 pm PST #866 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Trudy Booth, speculating on what would happen if Cordelia got knocked up (unspoily):
Angel: Is he sorta... um... green ?
Cordy: He's not GREEN.
Gunn: No, he's definately a little green-- and what are those little bumps on his head?
Cordy: It's cradle cap, very common. He's not GREEN. I have an olive complexion. That's all.
Lorne: Oh yes, cats and kittens, the little nipper is distinctly chartreuse.
t puffs on nails, buffs on lapel
Angus G - Nov 17, 2002 8:15:53 pm PST #867 of 10000
Roguish Laird
Hil in Natter:
The "leadership skills" thing always seemed really silly to me. A group of four leaders will accomplish absolutely nothing if no one has followership skills.
Theodosia - Nov 17, 2002 8:22:46 pm PST #868 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
emilyn, in Angel
When you speak of this, and you will, be apocalyptic.
Trudy Booth - Nov 17, 2002 8:38:13 pm PST #869 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
And once again, folks -- pot causes you to get LAID.
Fucking HATE that commercial.
Although I have a sudden urge to get baked...
-- Steph L.
victor infante - Nov 18, 2002 12:07:50 am PST #870 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
Daniel, in Angel (non-spoilery)
Just once I'd like them to come across something increadibly strange and silly at the same time...
Wesley: "This seems to be a glyph writing of the shipwreck of a small boat." Wes consults his notes. He points to a place on the rock face.
Angel: "Do you think this will be important?"
Wes looks up. "Hard to tell, really." His attention is back on the translating. "Here, it says there were seven, five passengers and two crew" He shuffles the sheets around.
Wesley: "This glyph represents the captain, this the first mate. This one is a rich man...and his wife. Some sort of entertainer, a scholar, and this final one is of a young, unescorted female."
"Here, there was a big storm, represented by this sequence."
Wesley thinks for a moment. "It seems the ship ran aground on this island and for some reason they named it after the first mate."
Cordy: "He must have been popular."
Wesley: "Perhaps. He does figure promentently in every tale on this wall. A legacy of failure to get off the island"
Gunn: "yeah, Well, I think ya'll need to watch more classic TV."
Trudy Booth - Nov 18, 2002 12:40:28 am PST #871 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Betsy Hanes Perry: Why does my cat insist on kissing me on the nose, anyway?
t realizing that Spike's breath must smell like stale cigarettes and staler blood
p.m. marcontell: And onions, but Anya liked it.
DXMachina: t realizing that Spike's breath must smell like stale cigarettes and staler blood
Don't forget the blooming onions.
p.m. marcontell: DX, what a sad, sad, sad Xpost