Man, you just get darker and darker, and the weird thing is, your aura? Beige.

Host ,'Why We Fight'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Theodosia - Nov 17, 2002 8:22:46 pm PST #868 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

emilyn, in Angel

When you speak of this, and you will, be apocalyptic.


Trudy Booth - Nov 17, 2002 8:38:13 pm PST #869 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

And once again, folks -- pot causes you to get LAID.

Fucking HATE that commercial.

Although I have a sudden urge to get baked...

-- Steph L.


victor infante - Nov 18, 2002 12:07:50 am PST #870 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Daniel, in Angel (non-spoilery)

Just once I'd like them to come across something increadibly strange and silly at the same time...

Wesley: "This seems to be a glyph writing of the shipwreck of a small boat." Wes consults his notes. He points to a place on the rock face.

Angel: "Do you think this will be important?"

Wes looks up. "Hard to tell, really." His attention is back on the translating. "Here, it says there were seven, five passengers and two crew" He shuffles the sheets around.

Wesley: "This glyph represents the captain, this the first mate. This one is a rich man...and his wife. Some sort of entertainer, a scholar, and this final one is of a young, unescorted female."

"Here, there was a big storm, represented by this sequence."

Wesley thinks for a moment. "It seems the ship ran aground on this island and for some reason they named it after the first mate."

Cordy: "He must have been popular."

Wesley: "Perhaps. He does figure promentently in every tale on this wall. A legacy of failure to get off the island"

Gunn: "yeah, Well, I think ya'll need to watch more classic TV."


Trudy Booth - Nov 18, 2002 12:40:28 am PST #871 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Betsy Hanes Perry: Why does my cat insist on kissing me on the nose, anyway?

t realizing that Spike's breath must smell like stale cigarettes and staler blood

p.m. marcontell: And onions, but Anya liked it.

DXMachina: t realizing that Spike's breath must smell like stale cigarettes and staler blood

Don't forget the blooming onions.

p.m. marcontell: DX, what a sad, sad, sad Xpost


Elena - Nov 18, 2002 4:20:38 am PST #872 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

Trudy and billytea in Bitches

Trudy - Kenny will be allowed to grow up before I ride in on my horse and claim him as my groom.

billytea - And years later, as he mucks out your stables, he will curse the ambiguities of the English language that brought him there.


Elena - Nov 18, 2002 4:25:33 am PST #873 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

PMM in Bitches, and I can't believe that someone hasn't beaten me to this.

I'm headin' for the railway station
One way ticket to my destination, mmm
This sort of lustin' wasn't planned
I thought I had it well in hand
Even though my tastes have spanned
All the way across the land

Hellward Bound, I'm Special
Hellward Bound
Hell, where my thought's are taking
Hell, where my boys are playing
Hell, where the lot of you are waiting
Silently for me

Tuesday/Sunday's endless stream
Of pretty things and naughty dreams
And each one looks just right to me
Connor and River's brother thing
And every Dawnie dance I see
Reminds me that I long to be

Hellward Bound, I'm Special
Hellward Bound
Hell, where my thought's are taking
Hell, where my boys are playing
Hell, where the lot of you are waiting
Silently for me

Tonight I'll watch my show again
I'll lick my lips and pretend
That nothing's really wrong with me
In spite of pushing thir-ir-ty
Like Spikey with his Harmony
I need someone to comfort me

Hellward Bound, I'm Special
Hellward Bound
Hell, where my thought's are taking
Hell, where my boys are playing
Hell, where the lot of you are waiting
Silently for me

Hellward Bound, I'm Special
Hellward Bound
Hell, where my thought's are taking
Hell, where my boys are playing
Hell, where the lot of you are waiting
Silently for me


Cindy - Nov 18, 2002 5:05:49 am PST #874 of 10000
Nobody

medic! (okay, that was just my reaction to Plei, edited to add...)

emilyn in Angel 1 SPOILER for 4.7 - Apocalypse Now-ish aka Rain of Fire

When you speak of this, and you will, be apocalyptic.

BWAH!!!


Theodosia - Nov 18, 2002 5:22:15 am PST #875 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

t cough


DXMachina - Nov 18, 2002 6:40:08 am PST #876 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Angus's current tag:

Ask about my new loyalty scheme: earn reward points simply by COMMing my posts!

t DX sits by the mail box, patiently waiting for the reward points catalog to arrive...


Jessica - Nov 18, 2002 7:30:59 am PST #877 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Angel, kinda spoily:

BURRELL: You’d think higher beings would get with the Higher Sex.