Here is your cup of coffee.  Brewed from the finest Colombian lighter fluid.

Xander ,'Chosen'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Elena - Nov 18, 2002 4:20:38 am PST #872 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

Trudy and billytea in Bitches

Trudy - Kenny will be allowed to grow up before I ride in on my horse and claim him as my groom.

billytea - And years later, as he mucks out your stables, he will curse the ambiguities of the English language that brought him there.


Elena - Nov 18, 2002 4:25:33 am PST #873 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

PMM in Bitches, and I can't believe that someone hasn't beaten me to this.

I'm headin' for the railway station
One way ticket to my destination, mmm
This sort of lustin' wasn't planned
I thought I had it well in hand
Even though my tastes have spanned
All the way across the land

Hellward Bound, I'm Special
Hellward Bound
Hell, where my thought's are taking
Hell, where my boys are playing
Hell, where the lot of you are waiting
Silently for me

Tuesday/Sunday's endless stream
Of pretty things and naughty dreams
And each one looks just right to me
Connor and River's brother thing
And every Dawnie dance I see
Reminds me that I long to be

Hellward Bound, I'm Special
Hellward Bound
Hell, where my thought's are taking
Hell, where my boys are playing
Hell, where the lot of you are waiting
Silently for me

Tonight I'll watch my show again
I'll lick my lips and pretend
That nothing's really wrong with me
In spite of pushing thir-ir-ty
Like Spikey with his Harmony
I need someone to comfort me

Hellward Bound, I'm Special
Hellward Bound
Hell, where my thought's are taking
Hell, where my boys are playing
Hell, where the lot of you are waiting
Silently for me

Hellward Bound, I'm Special
Hellward Bound
Hell, where my thought's are taking
Hell, where my boys are playing
Hell, where the lot of you are waiting
Silently for me


Cindy - Nov 18, 2002 5:05:49 am PST #874 of 10000
Nobody

medic! (okay, that was just my reaction to Plei, edited to add...)

emilyn in Angel 1 SPOILER for 4.7 - Apocalypse Now-ish aka Rain of Fire

When you speak of this, and you will, be apocalyptic.

BWAH!!!


Theodosia - Nov 18, 2002 5:22:15 am PST #875 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

t cough


DXMachina - Nov 18, 2002 6:40:08 am PST #876 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Angus's current tag:

Ask about my new loyalty scheme: earn reward points simply by COMMing my posts!

t DX sits by the mail box, patiently waiting for the reward points catalog to arrive...


Jessica - Nov 18, 2002 7:30:59 am PST #877 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Angel, kinda spoily:

BURRELL: You’d think higher beings would get with the Higher Sex.


Theodosia - Nov 18, 2002 8:30:23 am PST #878 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

connie neil in response to:

Not. Having. Fun.

Any small, hapless creatures we can bring you for your cruel amusement?


Betsy HP - Nov 18, 2002 11:45:15 am PST #879 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Madrigal in Angel, nonspoilery:

Call me weird, but I just don't see Angelus as much of the necrophiliac type. He'd be vicious to a person until they died, but once they couldn't suffer anymore, he'd go off to look for more stuff to make his hair poof.


Ellen S. - Nov 18, 2002 12:18:15 pm PST #880 of 10000
there is something to be said for the lyric and imperial attitude / believe that everything is for you until you discover that you are for it

From Literary Buffistas, regarding Angus's definition of genre:

BHP: But, you know, Angus said it all far better.

DXM: Well, he is a trained professional.

BHP: He has a degree in... Humanities!

DXM: Don't try this at home, kids.

(edited by DX to give the proper attribution to Angus).


Jessica - Nov 18, 2002 12:27:22 pm PST #881 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

In Angel, spoily:

NORA: If lighting candles before end of the world pity sex is wrong, I don't wanna be right.