Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.

Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Glamcookie - Jul 25, 2006 11:51:41 am PDT #8588 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Plei in Natter:

Goodnight stars, goodnight air, goodnight noises EVERYWHERE, beeyotch.


Kalshane - Jul 28, 2006 1:21:47 pm PDT #8589 of 10000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Catching up in Natter:

Hec:

All of you vinegar cleaning people seem quixotic to me. When agribusiness, marketing dictated packaging and petrochemicals destroy the planet, I expect your floors will still smell like salad dressing.


WindSparrow - Jul 29, 2006 6:49:31 pm PDT #8590 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Bitches:

beth b:

I have created chaos. Complete chaos. I move books from here to there in different piles everywhere , but there is no meaning to the movment or piles.

Cashmere

Beth, you need a system. Or possibly an emergency visit from a librarian.

beth b

I am a librarian


Cashmere - Jul 30, 2006 2:00:31 pm PDT #8591 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

In Natter:

Tom Scola

someone just came in and asked for a pint of gay.

Calli

Obligatory LotR response: It comes in pints?!


Trudy Booth - Jul 31, 2006 7:44:03 am PDT #8592 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Laura: Having a problem with alcohol does not make a person a bigoted sexist pig.

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David S: Holy Moly, Corwood, you'd think the Gods of Drama would've been content with either vehicles bursting into flames or your brother having a seizure. Have a little narrative economy, eh?


Trudy Booth - Aug 01, 2006 5:20:20 am PDT #8593 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

tommyrot : Only Mr. Cold Miser can save us now....


Volans - Aug 01, 2006 10:08:20 pm PDT #8594 of 10000
move out and draw fire

Trudy in Bitches, explaining why the course of true love never does run smooth:

If history teaches us anything it's that he's a rent boy with a pregnant girlfriend and his wife is in the mob.


Vortex - Aug 02, 2006 6:06:07 am PDT #8595 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Sean K:

Ah, Job. The book of the bible that says "God is kind of a jerk sometimes, just because he wants to be. That's how He rolls. Deal with it.


Beverly - Aug 02, 2006 6:23:29 am PDT #8596 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

From the same conversation in Natter, connie neil:

What I find interesting in Job is the fact that, far from being bound in hell, Satan's apparently wandering around footloose and fancy free and has right of entry to Heaven. And God, instead of saying, "Get away, you betrayer!" is making bar bets with the guy.


Nutty - Aug 02, 2006 7:49:12 am PDT #8597 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Frankenbuddha, in Natter:

And where are those confounded snakes?

On the plane! On the plane!

t /My Fair Lady