tommyrot : Only Mr. Cold Miser can save us now....
Niska: Mr. Reynolds? You died, Mr. Reynolds. Mal: Seemed like the thing to do.
'War Stories'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Aug 01, 2006 5:20:20 am PDT #8593 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Volans - Aug 01, 2006 10:08:20 pm PDT #8594 of 10000
move out and draw fire
Trudy in Bitches, explaining why the course of true love never does run smooth:
If history teaches us anything it's that he's a rent boy with a pregnant girlfriend and his wife is in the mob.
Vortex - Aug 02, 2006 6:06:07 am PDT #8595 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Sean K:
Ah, Job. The book of the bible that says "God is kind of a jerk sometimes, just because he wants to be. That's how He rolls. Deal with it.
Beverly - Aug 02, 2006 6:23:29 am PDT #8596 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
From the same conversation in Natter, connie neil:
What I find interesting in Job is the fact that, far from being bound in hell, Satan's apparently wandering around footloose and fancy free and has right of entry to Heaven. And God, instead of saying, "Get away, you betrayer!" is making bar bets with the guy.
Nutty - Aug 02, 2006 7:49:12 am PDT #8597 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Frankenbuddha, in Natter:
And where are those confounded snakes?
On the plane! On the plane!
t /My Fair Lady
meara - Aug 02, 2006 4:36:34 pm PDT #8598 of 10000
Also in Natter:
-t: ...where Mel Gibson was allegedly drinking before his arrest.
Kathy A: You mean it wasn't at Stephen Colbert's book club? He didn't beat his dad and Louis Farrakhan (and Stephen) in a drinking game of "Spot the Zionist Plot"? I'm disappointed.
-t - Aug 02, 2006 5:01:23 pm PDT #8599 of 10000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I'm the unknown buffista.
t /paper bag over head
meara - Aug 02, 2006 5:02:21 pm PDT #8600 of 10000
Hah! And now I have fixed things so -t is both unknown and CRAZY!
Toddson - Aug 03, 2006 8:57:13 am PDT #8601 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
oh dear ... this image made me choke:
My city/region frequently makes me want to drink gin straight from the cat dish.
(Steph L. in Bitches)
Fred Pete - Aug 03, 2006 10:37:41 am PDT #8602 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Things aren't always as they seem, as noted in Bitches:
Emily: I keep hearing noises like someone on the other side of the wall is having rather meaningful sex, which is a bit odd.
Turns out it's the coffeemaker. Now that's disturbing.
Frankenbuddha: You know in nine months it's going to pop out a little toaster oven...