'Serenity'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Laura: Having a problem with alcohol does not make a person a bigoted sexist pig.
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David S: Holy Moly, Corwood, you'd think the Gods of Drama would've been content with either vehicles bursting into flames or your brother having a seizure. Have a little narrative economy, eh?
tommyrot : Only Mr. Cold Miser can save us now....
Trudy in Bitches, explaining why the course of true love never does run smooth:
If history teaches us anything it's that he's a rent boy with a pregnant girlfriend and his wife is in the mob.
Sean K:
Ah, Job. The book of the bible that says "God is kind of a jerk sometimes, just because he wants to be. That's how He rolls. Deal with it.
From the same conversation in Natter, connie neil:
What I find interesting in Job is the fact that, far from being bound in hell, Satan's apparently wandering around footloose and fancy free and has right of entry to Heaven. And God, instead of saying, "Get away, you betrayer!" is making bar bets with the guy.
Frankenbuddha, in Natter:
And where are those confounded snakes?
On the plane! On the plane!
t /My Fair Lady
Also in Natter:
-t: ...where Mel Gibson was allegedly drinking before his arrest.
Kathy A: You mean it wasn't at Stephen Colbert's book club? He didn't beat his dad and Louis Farrakhan (and Stephen) in a drinking game of "Spot the Zionist Plot"? I'm disappointed.
I'm the unknown buffista.
t /paper bag over head
Hah! And now I have fixed things so -t is both unknown and CRAZY!
oh dear ... this image made me choke:
My city/region frequently makes me want to drink gin straight from the cat dish.
(Steph L. in Bitches)