libkitty: I got spam today about Cashmere. I almost opened it.
Cashmere: I don't enhance penises or have fake rolexes.
I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. Are you cool with that?
Xander ,'Lessons'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
DavidS - Jul 12, 2006 7:33:52 pm PDT #8571 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Trudy Booth - Jul 13, 2006 5:48:16 am PDT #8572 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
and it continues...
Cashmere: I don't enhance penises.
Aimée: You have two children that would be proof otherwise. IJS.
Connie Neil - Jul 15, 2006 9:05:21 am PDT #8573 of 10000
brillig
The Buffistas consider Middle East turmoil in their own inimitable way in Natter
Allyson
I wish I could put a force field around Nilly and her family, and keep them safe.
then
You know, you'd think that by now Hallmark would make a "Thinking of you during the bombings" card.
Raq
At least an e-card, as mail service tends to be spotty during bombings.
Trudy Booth - Jul 17, 2006 7:20:13 am PDT #8574 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cass: Junk food dating. Tasty and best in moderation.
Aims - Jul 18, 2006 7:13:11 am PDT #8575 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
erikaj in F2F:
If life has a plot mine has third-act problems.
Topic!Cindy - Jul 19, 2006 1:40:00 am PDT #8576 of 10000
What is even happening?
ita: Where did everyone go?
Allyson: I'm here. Isn't that enough?
ita: I couldn't find your footprints in the sand.
I was scared.
meara: That's because when times got too rough for you, I sent internet hairpats and hired some guys I met online to carry you. They showed up, didn't they? Or were they the axe murderers? Shoot, I knew I should've googled a little harder...
SailAweigh - Jul 19, 2006 5:12:50 pm PDT #8577 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Discussing the improntance of Ewan MacGregor's cock to film making:
amych : all movies should be Ewan's Cock Movies
Aillean: Not. Enough. Wrod.
Kathy A.: I read this as "Not. Enough. Wood." which works as well, I guess!
Trudy Booth - Jul 20, 2006 6:16:30 am PDT #8578 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cass: I am wavering on whether I can take out her recycling to the car in bright floral jammy pants unmatching printed top and ... dithering. I look like a six-year-old dressed me. In the dark. After losing a bet. Out of spite.
Aims - Jul 21, 2006 6:49:46 am PDT #8579 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
DX in B'crcy:
Hey baby, once you go Ent, you'll never repent...
amych - Jul 21, 2006 7:11:48 am PDT #8580 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Hey baby, once you go Ent, you'll never repent...
The really remarkable thing is that it's completely unrelated to the "not enough wood" conversation a coupla posts upthread.