Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Aims - Jul 21, 2006 6:49:46 am PDT #8579 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

DX in B'crcy:

Hey baby, once you go Ent, you'll never repent...


amych - Jul 21, 2006 7:11:48 am PDT #8580 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Hey baby, once you go Ent, you'll never repent...

The really remarkable thing is that it's completely unrelated to the "not enough wood" conversation a coupla posts upthread.


WindSparrow - Jul 21, 2006 8:41:53 am PDT #8581 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Hey baby, once you go Ent, you'll never repent...

The really remarkable thing is that it's completely unrelated to the "not enough wood" conversation a coupla posts upthread.

Am I weeping now because the hot sauce on my lunch is too hot, or because this is just. So. Wrong?


Frankenbuddha - Jul 21, 2006 8:43:14 am PDT #8582 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

the hot sauce on my lunch is too hot

In the context of those two posts, this sounds awfully porny.


Steph L. - Jul 21, 2006 8:47:50 am PDT #8583 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

msbelle, in Bureaucracy, just following along with the otherkin comments:

Now waiting for the CSI about this. I envision a chupacabra otherkin visciously killing a Sailor Moon otakukin.


bon bon - Jul 21, 2006 9:01:21 am PDT #8584 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Ha ha. Immortalized forever, msbelle.


juliana - Jul 21, 2006 11:30:48 am PDT #8585 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

The Toms go on a rampage in Natter:

Tom Scola: We've got motherfucking ocelots in the motherfucking datacenter!!!

tommyrot: Now I expect Pooh to be saying that, as he rams a clip into his 9mm.


Trudy Booth - Jul 25, 2006 6:56:10 am PDT #8586 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Gus: Bacteria lives. It has aspirations, and goals. Who appointed me adjudicator of all things living?


Fay - Jul 25, 2006 8:56:57 am PDT #8587 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Topic!Cindy in Bitches, because she really speaks for me here, and I suspect for a few others as well:

This all sounds a little too too, but I know people here know what I mean. Buffy did change the way I watch TV, and the way I view and use the internet. It changed the way I write. It changed the way I speak. It brought people into my life I never would have known about. I don't think it changed any of my core values, but I think it made me pay attention to things that might have otherwise passed unnoticed, and helped me to pay attention to the way that I think (both about fiction, and about reality).

I couldn't agree more.


Glamcookie - Jul 25, 2006 11:51:41 am PDT #8588 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Plei in Natter:

Goodnight stars, goodnight air, goodnight noises EVERYWHERE, beeyotch.