billytea on gender roles:
The roles of men and women are different! The role of women is to sleep with me! The role of men is to not sleep with me!
Men! Keep up the good work! Women! ...Some room for improvement!
I-I'm just taking things without paying for th... In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?
Willow ,'Showtime'
Coffee On My Monitor
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JZ - Jul 07, 2006 4:40:10 am PDT #8560 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
deborah grabien - Jul 07, 2006 7:44:50 am PDT #8561 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
snerking at billytea
From GWW, a Spinal Tap moment, after Jilli confesses to some feelings of insecurity about getting her sample chapters off to her agent on time:
Typo Boy: A sustainability expert contracted to a publishing house is checking my book for validity RIGHT NOW. And I sent this out confident that I got every detail right. Guess how much of that confidence is left right now while I'm waiting for the verdict.
Topic!Cindy: This little freak out goes to negative 11?
SailAweigh - Jul 07, 2006 5:15:05 pm PDT #8562 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
In Bitches: (bedamned to context, much better without it)
Fay: In conclusion: let's make out.
erikaj: That's what people do with family. Or the Democratic party
Topic!Cindy - Jul 10, 2006 5:28:22 pm PDT #8563 of 10000
What is even happening?
Leif, via Gudanov: This weekend we went to Iowa for a wedding. Mid-wedding Leif pointed to the front and said in a loud whisper, "I think they are getting married!"
Yesterday in the grocery store he started yelling "100 pennies!" to everybody. Apparently he decided that this was how much he would cost to buy and was letting everyone know.
Nilly - Jul 11, 2006 7:27:16 am PDT #8564 of 10000
Swouncing
It's even funnier out of context:
ita: The armadillo has escaped! It's on the loose!
Alright, listen up, people. Our armadillo has been on the run for at least four hours. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is... nil. That gives us a radius of a few feet. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every crib, cradle, bed, pediatric unit, and changing table in that area. Checkpoints go up at every door. Your fugitive's name is not Edward Copernicus. Go get him.
Ailleann - Jul 11, 2006 7:27:19 am PDT #8565 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
ita, in Natter, in regards to the flea-let...
Alright, listen up, people. Our armadillo has been on the run for at least four hours. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is... nil. That gives us a radius of a few feet. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every crib, cradle, bed, pediatric unit, and changing table in that area. Checkpoints go up at every door. Your fugitive's name is not Edward Copernicus. Go get him.
inevitable x-post!
Glamcookie - Jul 11, 2006 8:56:51 am PDT #8566 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
ChiKat in Natter:
Hmm....my office firewall blocks God. Figures.
Pix - Jul 11, 2006 10:37:25 am PDT #8567 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Another typical day at work (in Bitches):
Polter-Cow: I want to cry and/or kill someone.
Jilli VoiceOfReason: Hey, I feel the same way! Quick, let's go get croquet mallets and play live-action Whack-a-Mole with our cow-orkers.
Jars: I'm fairly sure you can do both at the same time. Unless the tears are all clouding up your eyes, in which case I'd recommending getting your priorities in order and making with the murder.
lisah - Jul 11, 2006 12:19:42 pm PDT #8568 of 10000
Punishingly Intricate
Aimée: "Why do you need a vacation day?" "My foot fell off."
Jars: I usually just say I'm too hungover. God I love working in archaeology.
Fay: is, briefly, rendered speechless with envy. reminds self that she LIKES her job. continues to be speechless with envy.
Jars: Well, in fairness, your job doesn't result in sore necks, dodgy knees and wrists and chapped lips on a daily basis. Nope, it's just the archaeologists and the whores for that... we should so start a union
Pix - Jul 11, 2006 8:35:26 pm PDT #8569 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
SuziQ: On the drive home from practice K-Bug was asking who lived in the Seattle area since it is confirmed that we will be up there for a week. I listed off some old high school friends, plus Jilli, Pete, Plei, Princess Tickybox...
K-Bug: Who is Princess Tickybox?
Me: ::detailed explanation::
K-Bug: But I'm THE Princess.
Me: Well, there are a lot of Buffista Princesses.
K-Bug: Heh, I'm older. I'll sit of the rest of them.
Me: ...