Mal ,'Serenity'
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Another typical day at work (in Bitches):
Polter-Cow: I want to cry and/or kill someone.
Jilli VoiceOfReason: Hey, I feel the same way! Quick, let's go get croquet mallets and play live-action Whack-a-Mole with our cow-orkers.
Jars: I'm fairly sure you can do both at the same time. Unless the tears are all clouding up your eyes, in which case I'd recommending getting your priorities in order and making with the murder.
Aimée: "Why do you need a vacation day?" "My foot fell off."
Jars: I usually just say I'm too hungover. God I love working in archaeology.
Fay: is, briefly, rendered speechless with envy. reminds self that she LIKES her job. continues to be speechless with envy.
Jars: Well, in fairness, your job doesn't result in sore necks, dodgy knees and wrists and chapped lips on a daily basis. Nope, it's just the archaeologists and the whores for that... we should so start a union
SuziQ: On the drive home from practice K-Bug was asking who lived in the Seattle area since it is confirmed that we will be up there for a week. I listed off some old high school friends, plus Jilli, Pete, Plei, Princess Tickybox...
K-Bug: Who is Princess Tickybox?
Me: ::detailed explanation::
K-Bug: But I'm THE Princess.
Me: Well, there are a lot of Buffista Princesses.
K-Bug: Heh, I'm older. I'll sit of the rest of them.
Me: ...
billytea: Huh. I just got spam with the header "Make your girlfriend or wife speechless with increased hardness". Are they selling tetanus?
libkitty: I got spam today about Cashmere. I almost opened it.
Cashmere: I don't enhance penises or have fake rolexes.
and it continues...
Cashmere: I don't enhance penises.
Aimée: You have two children that would be proof otherwise. IJS.
The Buffistas consider Middle East turmoil in their own inimitable way in Natter
Allyson
I wish I could put a force field around Nilly and her family, and keep them safe.
then
You know, you'd think that by now Hallmark would make a "Thinking of you during the bombings" card.
Raq
At least an e-card, as mail service tends to be spotty during bombings.
Cass: Junk food dating. Tasty and best in moderation.
erikaj in F2F:
If life has a plot mine has third-act problems.
ita: Where did everyone go?
Allyson: I'm here. Isn't that enough?
ita: I couldn't find your footprints in the sand.
I was scared.
meara: That's because when times got too rough for you, I sent internet hairpats and hired some guys I met online to carry you. They showed up, didn't they? Or were they the axe murderers? Shoot, I knew I should've googled a little harder...