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deborah grabien - Jun 26, 2006 2:06:07 pm PDT #8545 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Because I needed something funny today, snippets from Great Write.

AmyLiz, poor love, begins it with the explanation of a character named Cinnamon, in a book she's supposed to provide copy for:

AmyLiz: Not to change the subject, but I am now attempting to write copy for a book with a character named Cinnamon. Yes, it's a romance. I want to barf.

erika: Cinnamon should be a man living as a woman, but she's probably not, right?

AmyLiz: Nope. Apparently she is the half-Druid sister of another half-Druid (named Isabella, which is one big WTF?!) who has "mated with" a Demon (capital D), and is now a Fledgling learning her Druidic powers. ::cries::

ita: Oh, look. Fanfic. Without the fan part.

juliana: That makes the baby Jesus, baby Gaia, baby Buddha, baby Devi, and baby Mohammed cry.

Topic!Cindy - Jun 27, 2006 1:52:04 am PDT #8546 of 10000
What is even happening?

Polter-Cow: Apparently my grandfathers have decided that since I have a job, they should fly me off to India in December to find a wife and get married in January.

ChiKat: Hey, why bother shipping you out there? They should just pick out some girl and mail her to you.

Polter-Cow: Oh, don't be crass.

The postage would be more than the plane ticket.

Trudy Booth - Jun 28, 2006 2:48:59 pm PDT #8547 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Robin: F and M--the only thing I'm gonna C is his clothes.

Cass - Jun 28, 2006 3:21:29 pm PDT #8548 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Trudy in Bitches:

Man, boys suck. I'm relatively easy and give great head. Why the hell don't I date more?
NOBODY ANSWER THAT!!!!!

libkitty - Jun 29, 2006 1:53:08 pm PDT #8549 of 10000
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

Jesse in Natter:

You know what I hate about being a grownup? Everything that sucks in my life is my own fault.

The resulting laughter may have had a slightly hysterical, knowing, tinge, maybe.

Trudy Booth - Jun 30, 2006 6:43:34 am PDT #8550 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Polter-Cow: Shit. It kind of sucks when you look through everything and cannot figure out what in the motherfucking hell you were thinking when you got something wrong.

Polter-Cow - Jun 30, 2006 7:09:41 am PDT #8551 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Heh. That wasn't intended to be, like, funny in any way, but okay.

Trudy Booth - Jun 30, 2006 8:11:41 am PDT #8552 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

It was more poignant-snort than haha-snort.

Theodosia - Jun 30, 2006 9:26:07 am PDT #8553 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I suppose a title like "Coffee on my Monitor" might imply that the quotes all have to be supremely (spewingly) humorous, but really the topic is for any worthy quote or quoteable volley, humorous, insightful, poignant or whatev', just so long as it impresses the quoter enough to make him or her feel immortalization is deserved.

§ ita § - Jun 30, 2006 9:26:46 am PDT #8554 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

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