Trudy in Bitches:
Man, boys suck. I'm relatively easy and give great head. Why the hell don't I date more?
NOBODY ANSWER THAT!!!!!
Mal: He calls back, you keep them occupied. Wash: What do I do, shadow puppets?
'The Message'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Cass - Jun 28, 2006 3:21:29 pm PDT #8548 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
libkitty - Jun 29, 2006 1:53:08 pm PDT #8549 of 10000
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
Jesse in Natter:
You know what I hate about being a grownup? Everything that sucks in my life is my own fault.
The resulting laughter may have had a slightly hysterical, knowing, tinge, maybe.
Trudy Booth - Jun 30, 2006 6:43:34 am PDT #8550 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Polter-Cow: Shit. It kind of sucks when you look through everything and cannot figure out what in the motherfucking hell you were thinking when you got something wrong.
Polter-Cow - Jun 30, 2006 7:09:41 am PDT #8551 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Heh. That wasn't intended to be, like, funny in any way, but okay.
Trudy Booth - Jun 30, 2006 8:11:41 am PDT #8552 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
It was more poignant-snort than haha-snort.
Theodosia - Jun 30, 2006 9:26:07 am PDT #8553 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I suppose a title like "Coffee on my Monitor" might imply that the quotes all have to be supremely (spewingly) humorous, but really the topic is for any worthy quote or quoteable volley, humorous, insightful, poignant or whatev', just so long as it impresses the quoter enough to make him or her feel immortalization is deserved.
§ ita § - Jun 30, 2006 9:26:46 am PDT #8554 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
To quote the thread header:
Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here
Topic!Cindy - Jul 05, 2006 4:33:37 pm PDT #8555 of 10000
What is even happening?
Erin: I hope Deb becomes rich like a rich thing! I want her to bathe in tasty champagne and have Evian and white truffle pedicures!
(But mostly I want her to become rich, cause we have the same shoe size, and she'll say "Dahhhlink, of course you can wear those cunning Jimmy Choo's! They're so old -- I've had them a month! Here, borrow these simple little 4 carat emerald earrings, I'm wearing the Kashmir sapphires tonight." She will say this as we fly on her dashing little jet to her villa for Tired, Porny Teachers in Tuscany. Where I will promptly seduce the handsome artist living in the cottage down the road, drink all her vintage Amarone, and squash the grape harvest using my La Perla clad breasts.)
SailAweigh: ::tags along on Erin's foamy, foamy coattails::
Erin: I figure I won't be an entirely unuseful golddigger. She can get me drunk, strip me naked, roll me in duck tape, and use me as a ginormous, giggly Swiffer for her legion of scrawny, street-smart Italian kitties.
erika: wow...fur in new places.
deborah grabien - Jul 05, 2006 9:38:03 pm PDT #8556 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Cindy beat me to it, mostly because I pulled something laughing.
Fred Pete - Jul 06, 2006 9:09:14 am PDT #8557 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Fun with Slang, in F2F:
megan walker: I've been slashed!
DavidS: With Batgirl? Or a serrated knife?
tommyrot: Batgirl, with the serrated knife in the drawing room.
Or maybe the candlestick....
Matt the Bruins Fan: That's not a candlestick...