Aimée sharing her hard-earned wisdom in Bitches:
I think grandkids are like tatoos and chips.
You can't have just one.
Oh, smacked in the noggin with a 2x4 wrapped in velvet. Yeah, that's what it felt like.
Lorne ,'Smile Time'
Coffee On My Monitor
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§ ita § - Apr 20, 2006 2:46:16 pm PDT #8426 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
deborah grabien - Apr 22, 2006 12:41:50 pm PDT #8427 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Raq in Great Write, on the subject of writing dialogue:
You have to have the skill to trim the viburnum, but not make it into a meatball.
And I love that so much, I may have to tag it, if she'll let me.
Trudy Booth - Apr 22, 2006 1:00:01 pm PDT #8428 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
MFNlaw: I don't mean to imply that martinis make me easy. I'm like that anyway.
Liese S. - Apr 22, 2006 2:45:50 pm PDT #8429 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
In Movies:
flea: I now want someone to make a film called The Preposition. And have it be a thriller, about grammar.
Gud: It'd probably be a thriller that left you hanging at the end.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 22, 2006 4:19:53 pm PDT #8430 of 10000
What is even happening?
Aimée: Plei, do you know off-hand if you have to be a pro to buy MAC Chromacake?
Plei: I do not know, for I am out of the loop. I feel like a lapsed Catholic or something, "Fashion, forgive me, for it has been 9 months since my last MAC purchase."
Beverly - Apr 23, 2006 2:32:23 pm PDT #8431 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Debetesse, in Natter:
I've been having trouble getting my printer to feed. It kept going in on the right, but not the left. I checked the troubleshooting stuff at the epson site. I tried feeding paper through repeatedly. Eventually, I was tugging on a piece of paper to pull it through, and I see this silver corner. "Oh, shit," I think, "I've pulled something loose." But, well, now it's loose, and the paper's still stuck, so I pull it the rest of the way out. And, with the paper, the silver thing comes out. Only it's not a piece of the printer. It's a benadryl, in one of those bubble packs. Apparently, my printer was feeling congested.
billytea - Apr 23, 2006 7:31:41 pm PDT #8432 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In Bitches:
Emily:
Folks, please help me finish this paragraph. It's all that's standing between me and being DONE WITH MY MOFO PORTFOLIO.
"Technology offers the possibility of great chances for students to do more learning and experimenting on their own, and I find it very promising and exciting. Without more information about planning and support within the instructional environment, however, I won't be able to take full advantage of its promise. Incorporating technology into instruction needs more than an add-on piece; it requires a full... "
Steph:
FRONTAL ASSAULT!
monty.
wedgie.
metal alchemist.
Jessica - Apr 24, 2006 2:40:17 pm PDT #8433 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Fay, on the good 'ship Jilli & Pete:
...our flag has a skull and crossbones and a nice top hat. Our ship is black, the sails are a delicate shade of pink, and everybody is wearing magnificent black leather boots and/or pointy footwear. Corsets and bloomers are very popular among the crew. We eschew grog in favour of nice cups of tea. We are arguably the most courteous pirates to be found on the high seas. I go under the name Dread Pirate Clovis, but in point of fact I am not the real Dread Pirate Clovis.
Steph L. - Apr 24, 2006 6:04:09 pm PDT #8434 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
ChiKat, in Bitches:
When a lady has to mount her bed, and not her bedmate, the bed tis too large.
Steph L. - Apr 25, 2006 8:20:16 am PDT #8435 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
In Natter --
Allyson: This morning I passed a Jeep that had the President and Vice President's approval ratings taped to the back window on a huge piece of posterboard.
Why?
-t: Low-tech blog.