I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophesy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.

Giles ,'Selfless'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


billytea - Apr 19, 2006 6:43:19 pm PDT #8423 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

ita, in Natter:

Being pimped by your father is less ooky than doing him, but I feel I'm splitting hairs.


Cass - Apr 20, 2006 1:57:09 pm PDT #8424 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Allyson Natters:

Do you ever feel like we're all supporting each other, sometimes dragging each other, through miserable work days? Like a white collar platoon?

We gotta keep moving! Five O'Clock will never get here if WE DON'T KEEP MOVING

There's a Buffista down!

We gotta KEEP MOVIN'!

We can't leave sarameg behind! She just got nailed by freakishly bad code and a deadline!

Go on without me! But AVENGE ME! AVENGE ME


§ ita § - Apr 20, 2006 1:57:49 pm PDT #8425 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Allyson in Natter on why we're really here:

Do you ever feel like we're all supporting each other, sometimes dragging each other, through miserable work days? Like a white collar platoon?

We gotta keep moving! Five O'Clock will never get here if WE DON'T KEEP MOVING

There's a Buffista down!

We gotta KEEP MOVIN'!

We can't leave sarameg behind! She just got nailed by freakishly bad code and a deadline!

Go on without me! But AVENGE ME! AVENGE ME

eta: Well, it was that funny


§ ita § - Apr 20, 2006 2:46:16 pm PDT #8426 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Aimée sharing her hard-earned wisdom in Bitches:

I think grandkids are like tatoos and chips.

You can't have just one.


deborah grabien - Apr 22, 2006 12:41:50 pm PDT #8427 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Raq in Great Write, on the subject of writing dialogue:

You have to have the skill to trim the viburnum, but not make it into a meatball.

And I love that so much, I may have to tag it, if she'll let me.


Trudy Booth - Apr 22, 2006 1:00:01 pm PDT #8428 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

MFNlaw: I don't mean to imply that martinis make me easy. I'm like that anyway.


Liese S. - Apr 22, 2006 2:45:50 pm PDT #8429 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

In Movies:

flea: I now want someone to make a film called The Preposition. And have it be a thriller, about grammar.

Gud: It'd probably be a thriller that left you hanging at the end.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 22, 2006 4:19:53 pm PDT #8430 of 10000
What is even happening?

Aimée: Plei, do you know off-hand if you have to be a pro to buy MAC Chromacake?

Plei: I do not know, for I am out of the loop. I feel like a lapsed Catholic or something, "Fashion, forgive me, for it has been 9 months since my last MAC purchase."


Beverly - Apr 23, 2006 2:32:23 pm PDT #8431 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Debetesse, in Natter:

I've been having trouble getting my printer to feed. It kept going in on the right, but not the left. I checked the troubleshooting stuff at the epson site. I tried feeding paper through repeatedly. Eventually, I was tugging on a piece of paper to pull it through, and I see this silver corner. "Oh, shit," I think, "I've pulled something loose." But, well, now it's loose, and the paper's still stuck, so I pull it the rest of the way out. And, with the paper, the silver thing comes out. Only it's not a piece of the printer. It's a benadryl, in one of those bubble packs. Apparently, my printer was feeling congested.


billytea - Apr 23, 2006 7:31:41 pm PDT #8432 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

In Bitches:

Emily:

Folks, please help me finish this paragraph. It's all that's standing between me and being DONE WITH MY MOFO PORTFOLIO.

"Technology offers the possibility of great chances for students to do more learning and experimenting on their own, and I find it very promising and exciting. Without more information about planning and support within the instructional environment, however, I won't be able to take full advantage of its promise. Incorporating technology into instruction needs more than an add-on piece; it requires a full... "

Steph:

FRONTAL ASSAULT!

monty.

wedgie.

metal alchemist.