Welcome to the Cass & Billytea Show!!!!!
Cass:
Soooo... I need fireplace tools. Especially as jabbing with a clicky lighter is obviously a bad idea given that it is inherently flammable...
Why are fireplace tools a seasonal item in Portland? I want a scoopy thing to remove ashes and a pokey thing to poke things about.
billytea:
You'd be amazed how many animals adopt a similar philosophy come mating season.
Cass:
BT, I saw a marmot! Are there marmots here? It was a little odd but really cute.
billytea:
Yeah, they're pretty funny when you get them up to full speed.
Cass:
It was nibbling grass. Should I chase the next one?
Run, Marmot, run.
billytea:
No, no, just sidle up to them. Let nature do the rest!
Cass:
Twitchy little critters?
billytea:
Hey, they're rodents. It's in the job description.
Cass:
- Twitch nose
- Forage for delicious treats
- FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
- Twitch nose
kat perez:
Dress shorts are of the devil. Unless you are a camp counselor or Julie on Love Boat, shorts are never an acceptable work option.
ita in Natter:
Arm warmers might get you a second look on the subway, but fleece blankets will get you the whole double seat to yourself.
Fay
(loves the Reasons beyond reason):
I'm a diehard shipper. BuffyNAngel4Evah!!1!! has nothing on my Jilli/Peeves OTP. (Jeeves! OMG, you even have a fabulous and appropriate portmanteau! BLESS!)
The Circle of Life in Natter:
Jessica:
In critter news, EWWWW. Whitefonted:
billytea:
You know, doesn't ping me. Hell, there are animals where the young survive by sucking glandular emissions right out of their mother's body. And animals where the young eat the mother alive. Oh! And there's this mite, that has about fifty babies, and only one or two are male, and they have sex with all their sisters right inside their mother before they're even born, and then they're born by the mother just exploding and all the females take off to start a new life of waiting to explode, while the male stays behind and starves to death inside his mother's corpse! Where's the Hallmark card for that?
IT'S THE CIIIIIIRCLE... THE CIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIFE...
Jessica:
I think they have those filed under "Mother's Day - CREEPY AS FUCK"
Continuing the Circle of Life --
billytea:
and then they're born by the mother just exploding
Allyson:
Those are the South Dakota mites.
Funny in context, funny not in context:
Matt the Bruins Fan
in Movies: "It was like playing a 2 hour game of "Where's Waldo" with Pazuzu."
The charming
billytea,
in
Bitches:
See, this is why the Internet is going to bring down society. All the freaks can find the one person on earth as freaky as they are, and suddenly they think it's perfectly acceptable. Next thing you know it's cats marrying dogs all over again.
In Natter --
Corwood:
Y'know, it just now occurred to me that the Purity Ball is the exact opposite of Motherboy.
