kat perez: Dress shorts are of the devil. Unless you are a camp counselor or Julie on Love Boat, shorts are never an acceptable work option.
You're a bloody puppet! You're a wee little puppet man!
Spike ,'Smile Time'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Apr 13, 2006 10:07:54 am PDT #8411 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
aurelia - Apr 13, 2006 10:24:06 pm PDT #8412 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
ita in Natter:
Arm warmers might get you a second look on the subway, but fleece blankets will get you the whole double seat to yourself.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 15, 2006 8:58:47 am PDT #8413 of 10000
What is even happening?
Fay (loves the Reasons beyond reason):
I'm a diehard shipper. BuffyNAngel4Evah!!1!! has nothing on my Jilli/Peeves OTP. (Jeeves! OMG, you even have a fabulous and appropriate portmanteau! BLESS!)
esse - Apr 16, 2006 6:49:29 pm PDT #8414 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
from Boxed Set:
ita: Aliens, Vortex, aliens.
frankenbuddha: Is that like Duck, Duck, Goose?
ita: Yes, and you're it.
Vortex: we are SO playing this at the F2F.
Cashmere - Apr 17, 2006 5:55:02 am PDT #8415 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
The Circle of Life in Natter:
Jessica:
In critter news, EWWWW. Whitefonted:
billytea:
You know, doesn't ping me. Hell, there are animals where the young survive by sucking glandular emissions right out of their mother's body. And animals where the young eat the mother alive. Oh! And there's this mite, that has about fifty babies, and only one or two are male, and they have sex with all their sisters right inside their mother before they're even born, and then they're born by the mother just exploding and all the females take off to start a new life of waiting to explode, while the male stays behind and starves to death inside his mother's corpse! Where's the Hallmark card for that?
IT'S THE CIIIIIIRCLE... THE CIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIFE...
Jessica:
I think they have those filed under "Mother's Day - CREEPY AS FUCK"
Steph L. - Apr 17, 2006 6:57:35 am PDT #8416 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Continuing the Circle of Life --
billytea: and then they're born by the mother just exploding
Allyson: Those are the South Dakota mites.
Volans - Apr 18, 2006 8:35:03 pm PDT #8417 of 10000
move out and draw fire
Funny in context, funny not in context:
Matt the Bruins Fan in Movies: "It was like playing a 2 hour game of "Where's Waldo" with Pazuzu."
Fay - Apr 18, 2006 11:49:11 pm PDT #8418 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
The charming billytea, in Bitches:
See, this is why the Internet is going to bring down society. All the freaks can find the one person on earth as freaky as they are, and suddenly they think it's perfectly acceptable. Next thing you know it's cats marrying dogs all over again.
Steph L. - Apr 19, 2006 9:03:32 am PDT #8419 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
In Natter --
Corwood: Y'know, it just now occurred to me that the Purity Ball is the exact opposite of Motherboy.
aurelia - Apr 19, 2006 9:09:05 am PDT #8420 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
More Natter:
ericaj: Who wants to be the oldest girl at the Purity Ball?