Natter learning math:
Emily: I do homework on things that were proved impossible 500 years ago!
Mal: We're still flying. Simon: That's not much. Mal: It's enough.
'Serenity'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Nilly - Dec 04, 2005 8:59:22 am PST #8195 of 10000
Swouncing
Kate P. - Dec 06, 2005 3:06:43 pm PST #8196 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
No one's COMMed this yet? From Natter, talking about doctor's appointments:
sarameg: All the stuff I ever fill out seems to revolve around "what are your vices that are going to kill you dead" and "what killed your relatives dead" and "are you knocked up? Are you sure? ARE YOU REALLY SURE!!?! No kidding!??!" and "how many time you been cut open?"
Ginger: The really annoying part about the repeated "are you knocked up" questions is that you can check off things like types of birth control, but there's not a check box for "Is there a star in the East?"
Deena - Dec 07, 2005 6:50:59 am PST #8197 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Ginger's on a roll:
I am not a religious person, but I'm certainly not offended by Christmas cards. I'll take good wishes in whatever form someone wants to offer them. There are few enough good wishes in the world. If they started to make Christmas cards that said, "Merry Christmas! If you're not a Christian, you're going to spend eternity in the fires of hell," I'd feel differently.
Nora Deirdre - Dec 07, 2005 7:12:29 am PST #8198 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Emily in Bitches:
I'm particularly amused by the "call it a Christmas tree!" business. I must have blocked the part where the baby Jesus sucked on a pine cone and turned it to gold as a parable on nursing.
Betsy HP - Dec 07, 2005 10:58:38 am PST #8199 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Zenkitty: I think I'd prefer he burned down my house after he killed me. Then my mother would never have to know about the porn.
Cashmere - Dec 08, 2005 6:16:14 am PST #8200 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
My worlds are colliding in Bitches:
AmyLiz:
Also, it's not easy to write flap copy for a book on female sexual submission at nine o'clock in the morning. That is all.
Teppy:
I could do it.
AmyLiz:
Even with Sesame Street on? I kept wanting to write: B is for Bondage, and F is for Fetish... And the number of the day is three! One, two, three submissives, ah ah ah...
Yours probably would have been better than mine, too.
Teppy:
Absolutely! "This episode was brought to you by the letters S and M...."
Beverly - Dec 08, 2005 10:57:09 am PST #8201 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Erin in Bitches, because descriptions of heaven deserve preservation:
I have strong coffee, computer hook-up (finally), two highly amusing cats, cigarettes, and live less than a block away from 5 restaurants, a coffee shop and a movie theatre.
Today, I am rich.
Pix - Dec 10, 2005 7:11:45 am PST #8202 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In B'craxy:
SeanK:
What's not to like about queuing proposals?
Dana:
The difficulty involved in typing the word queue over and over again?
Sean K:
Tell me about it!
Aimée:
line line line line line line
Huh. Wasn't that hard.
runs away fast
ita:
Does your husband know you're doing lines?
Think of the children!
Narrator - Dec 11, 2005 2:43:54 pm PST #8203 of 10000
The evil is this way?
Cass in Natter, on how some of our families know us so well ... :
Mom flew back from Chicago today and saw a woman holding a blanket, two pillows and wearing a tiara. She'd like to know which Buffista it was.
Topic!Cindy - Dec 12, 2005 12:14:17 am PST #8204 of 10000
What is even happening?
Emily: I'm getting a crush on Alan Turing. Help!
D. Griswold: Alan Turing is hot. Also, however, gay. And dead.
Cass: Like any of that can stand in the way of Teh Crush...