Emily in Bitches:
I'm particularly amused by the "call it a Christmas tree!" business. I must have blocked the part where the baby Jesus sucked on a pine cone and turned it to gold as a parable on nursing.
Gunn: Well, how horrible is this thing? Lorne: I haven't read the Book of Revelations lately, but if I was searching for adjectives, I'd probably start there.
'Hell Bound'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Nora Deirdre - Dec 07, 2005 7:12:29 am PST #8198 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Betsy HP - Dec 07, 2005 10:58:38 am PST #8199 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Zenkitty: I think I'd prefer he burned down my house after he killed me. Then my mother would never have to know about the porn.
Cashmere - Dec 08, 2005 6:16:14 am PST #8200 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
My worlds are colliding in Bitches:
AmyLiz:
Also, it's not easy to write flap copy for a book on female sexual submission at nine o'clock in the morning. That is all.
Teppy:
I could do it.
AmyLiz:
Even with Sesame Street on? I kept wanting to write: B is for Bondage, and F is for Fetish... And the number of the day is three! One, two, three submissives, ah ah ah...
Yours probably would have been better than mine, too.
Teppy:
Absolutely! "This episode was brought to you by the letters S and M...."
Beverly - Dec 08, 2005 10:57:09 am PST #8201 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Erin in Bitches, because descriptions of heaven deserve preservation:
I have strong coffee, computer hook-up (finally), two highly amusing cats, cigarettes, and live less than a block away from 5 restaurants, a coffee shop and a movie theatre.
Today, I am rich.
Pix - Dec 10, 2005 7:11:45 am PST #8202 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In B'craxy:
SeanK:
What's not to like about queuing proposals?
Dana:
The difficulty involved in typing the word queue over and over again?
Sean K:
Tell me about it!
Aimée:
line line line line line line
Huh. Wasn't that hard.
runs away fast
ita:
Does your husband know you're doing lines?
Think of the children!
Narrator - Dec 11, 2005 2:43:54 pm PST #8203 of 10000
The evil is this way?
Cass in Natter, on how some of our families know us so well ... :
Mom flew back from Chicago today and saw a woman holding a blanket, two pillows and wearing a tiara. She'd like to know which Buffista it was.
Topic!Cindy - Dec 12, 2005 12:14:17 am PST #8204 of 10000
What is even happening?
Emily: I'm getting a crush on Alan Turing. Help!
D. Griswold: Alan Turing is hot. Also, however, gay. And dead.
Cass: Like any of that can stand in the way of Teh Crush...
Jessica - Dec 12, 2005 6:04:51 am PST #8205 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
On the same theme...
D. Griswold: FCM: Turing, Einstein, Feynman
Emily: I don't know. Who can make these choices?
Tommyrot: Hawking?
Topic!Cindy: Hobson.
Tommyrot: Occam.
Topic!Cindy: Schrödinger
Anne W. - Dec 12, 2005 1:50:33 pm PST #8206 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
And, continuing the same theme:
D. Griswold Also, FCM: Occam, Schrödinger, Magic 8-Ball
Raq: Well, I wouldn't F or M Schrödinger, as you'd never know if he was alive or dead in there. So C Schrödinger. The M8B always tells me what I want to hear, so M. And then F Occam is the simplest answer.
DavidS - Dec 13, 2005 9:21:23 am PST #8207 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Could it be any mathier? In Bitches:
Emily:
anything raised to the 0 power is 1.
Tommyrot:
Even 0? How about a cat?
(Actually, 0^0 =1, right? God, my memory sucks.)
Emily:
0 is like the submerged iceberg of the natural numbers. Most of the time you never even notice it, but then suddenly you trip over it, and it's all kinds of trouble.
But 0*0 = 0. That one we do know. It's 0/0 where we say, "No no no don't go there, that's the bad place!"
tommyrot:
There's something cool about how mathematicians can't even agree if 0^0 is undefined.
I mean, either it's defined or it's undefined. Except it's both.
Or neither.
Fred Pete: So it's Schrodinger's exponential?
tommyrot:
Yes.
See, I knew that cat^0 was relevant!