Here's what you miss if oyu don't visit Minearverse:
Betsy Airplanes should be eradicated and then we would take long cushy luxurious train trips.
Matt the Bruins Fan That trans-Pacific track to Hawaii would be a bitch to lay, though.
Mal: We're still flying. Simon: That's not much. Mal: It's enough.
'Serenity'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Scrappy - Nov 27, 2005 12:01:58 pm PST #8185 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
amych - Nov 28, 2005 5:21:28 am PST #8186 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
In Natter, tommyrot pitches the next bit Sci-Fi channel hit:
The Peeps were created by man. They were created to make life easier on The European Union. And then the day came when the Peeps decided to kill their masters. After a long and bloody struggle, an armistice was declared. The Peeps left for another world to call their own. Now mankind's children are returning home!
Nutty - Nov 28, 2005 12:29:16 pm PST #8187 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
[quoetd headline]: BBC Pulls Plug on Dalek Lesbian Romp Flick.
Theodosia: Now I really want to see Dalek Spank Inferno.
amych: Wouldn't the spank be more of a clang?
Cass - Nov 28, 2005 1:42:35 pm PST #8188 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
in Bitches
Cashmere: Owen can count to three
amych: WHOA!!! And to think, we knew him when he was naught but a pee stick.
Pix - Nov 29, 2005 9:19:59 pm PST #8189 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Bitches: Funny if you've ever written a personal statement. Funnier if you've ever worked in education.
Emily: Christ. I hate resumes. Hate hate hate.
Now must write about my commitment to education.
"I would never in a thousand years leave education. And you know why? Because education gets me. Education and I are so close, it's like we're telepathic. Education and I share our innermost secrets. I know education's thoughts and dreams. No one was ever more perfectly suited than education and I, and we're gonna make it. And no matter what you do, you can't tear us apart! Education and I, we're survivors. We made it through 10th grade, we'll make it through this."
Cass: Oh, you say that now. But later, education will be faded and gravity will have taken its toll. Education knows this too. Its explained to you before that after a while you might love another field. It doesn't mean it wasn't real, just that it wasn't forever.
Emily: I know, I know. Education doesn't believe how committed I am. But it's wrong, and I have all the time in the world to convince education. And one day, fifty years down the road, education will wake up, and look over, and say, "I'll be damned. You're still here." I can wait.
Volans - Nov 30, 2005 10:32:50 am PST #8190 of 10000
move out and draw fire
Natter is as Natter does.
amych: I'm picturing a contemporary version of the 95 Theses, starting with: 1. Don't be an asshole. No, really.
Miracleman: 32: Since you're up, bring me a beer.
Jessica - Dec 01, 2005 7:05:20 am PST #8191 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Philosophy in Bitches:
billytea:I may be odd in that I find the 'free will is an illusion' position to be endlessly fascinating. I just sit there and do weird things like cluck like a chicken, and think to myself, "Imagine if that was predetermined by my particular neural state, and it only felt like a choice!" And then I cluck some more, because I'm pleased with myself.
Trudy Booth - Dec 02, 2005 5:05:54 am PST #8192 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Anne W.: I think double-spacing is actually standard for papers, vw. At least it was when I was in college and had to keep an eye out for pleisiosaur attacks on the way to class.
erinaceous - Dec 02, 2005 10:51:28 am PST #8193 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.
DavidS in Music, who the hell needs context?
Well, as much fun as you can have without fisting references.
Pix - Dec 03, 2005 9:02:31 am PST #8194 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Bitches:
SailAweigh: I refuse to look the money hamster in the eye this month. I've bolted his little fucking squeaky wheel in one position, let him run all he wants.