'Jaynestown'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Bitches:
Gudanov: Yesterday while I was at work Leif got his little hands on a bottle of infant Tylendol somehow. He used the dropper to start painting his walls with it. When he was discovered and asked what he was doing he replied, "I don't know... I'm only three."
Trudy Booth: I'm so happy he's an artist. And that he didn't swig the stuff.
sumi: Yes, what a relief that he was painting rather than drinking!
erikaj: Toulouse Lautrec's family used to say that all the time too.
In Bitches, erika muses about what British faith healers would be like:
(Actually the thought of a British faith healing amuses.) "Well, if it's okay with you, I've told the nasty demon to step off now."
"Really? Ta ever so." (Suppilcant stands) Great, I can walk...that's really brilliant. Been a really long time."(Audience claps like at Wimbledon)
Jars sums it up in Fan Fiction:
I think the thing I find most charming about SGA slash is the hot men that do sex.
In Minearverse:
Allyson:
I'm so bored. Ima start a kerfuffle.
Tim Minear's writing sucks. Also, Wesley sucks....
Perkins:
Wesley doesn't suck at all
amych:
You haven't been reading the right fic
Almare: Someone's cell phone just went off in here. It played "Tusk." Being a library, everyone turned and glared silently. The librarian, whom you would expect to say, "Shush!" Instead replied, "Oh for the love of... This is a library. Please turn off all cell phones. In the case your phone does go off, please set the ring to a song that doesn't degrade humanity."
So. I didn't know where to begin with the next. It was in the midst of a discussion of Halloween appropos movies, but the following made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe (around Corwood's post, though I was already well on the way to asphyxiation):
edited because I screwed the link up, and D. reposted the whole relevant exchange.
Don't think that link goes where you think, Frank.
Don't think that link goes where you think, Frank.
Huh? When I click it, it starts where D. first mentioned BRIDE OF CHUCKY. I figured a LITTLE context in this case would work better.
Does it go somewhere else for you? Corwood's post was when I started turning red and crying from laughing (JZ's later post didn't improve my cardiac state much either), but it was the lead in(s) that built up to it.
It links to markpost, Frank.
Here, I'll format it up for ya, Frank. I'm only the setup, so it's totally not crass.
Discussing funny "horror" movies in Movies.
D. Griswold: If you want unintentional (I think, anyway) comedy, go with Bride of Chucky.
DavidS: It was pretty intentional.
Matt the Bruins Fan: Yeah, you don't show Chucky running Brittney Spears off a cliff to a fiery death in the movie's trailer and then follow it up with John Waters saying "God bless the little people!" unless you're aiming for laughs.
Sue: My friend Janet was in Bride of Chucky.
DavidS: My friend Phil's girlfriend was the Bride of Chucky.
Sorry. But how often am I really going to get to say that?
ita: As rarely as possible, hopefully.
Corwood Industries: If it were me, I'd drop it all the time.
"Say, David, have you filed those TPR reports yet?"
"I'm on my way right now. Oh, and my friend Phil's girlfriend was the Bride of Chucky."
Raq: I called this out during a preview: "Hey! That's my friend's friend's girlfriend!"
JZ: Every time I step out of the shower and towel myself dry, I find myself wondering, "Is this the towel that toweled dry the Bride of Chucky's hair?" It makes shower time almost unbearably exciting.