Yeah, I could do that, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.

Spike ,'Showtime'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Gris - Oct 30, 2005 3:54:53 pm PST #8142 of 10000
Hey. New board.

Jars sums it up in Fan Fiction:

I think the thing I find most charming about SGA slash is the hot men that do sex.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 01, 2005 11:17:50 am PST #8143 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

In Minearverse:

Allyson:

I'm so bored. Ima start a kerfuffle.

Tim Minear's writing sucks. Also, Wesley sucks....

Perkins:

Wesley doesn't suck at all

amych:

You haven't been reading the right fic


Pix - Nov 01, 2005 4:18:45 pm PST #8144 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Almare: Someone's cell phone just went off in here. It played "Tusk." Being a library, everyone turned and glared silently. The librarian, whom you would expect to say, "Shush!" Instead replied, "Oh for the love of... This is a library. Please turn off all cell phones. In the case your phone does go off, please set the ring to a song that doesn't degrade humanity."


Frankenbuddha - Nov 01, 2005 5:14:56 pm PST #8145 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

So. I didn't know where to begin with the next. It was in the midst of a discussion of Halloween appropos movies, but the following made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe (around Corwood's post, though I was already well on the way to asphyxiation):

edited because I screwed the link up, and D. reposted the whole relevant exchange.


DavidS - Nov 01, 2005 5:16:32 pm PST #8146 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Don't think that link goes where you think, Frank.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 01, 2005 5:50:02 pm PST #8147 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Don't think that link goes where you think, Frank.

Huh? When I click it, it starts where D. first mentioned BRIDE OF CHUCKY. I figured a LITTLE context in this case would work better.

Does it go somewhere else for you? Corwood's post was when I started turning red and crying from laughing (JZ's later post didn't improve my cardiac state much either), but it was the lead in(s) that built up to it.


§ ita § - Nov 01, 2005 5:55:07 pm PST #8148 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It links to markpost, Frank.


Gris - Nov 01, 2005 5:59:59 pm PST #8149 of 10000
Hey. New board.

Here, I'll format it up for ya, Frank. I'm only the setup, so it's totally not crass.

Discussing funny "horror" movies in Movies.

D. Griswold: If you want unintentional (I think, anyway) comedy, go with Bride of Chucky.

DavidS: It was pretty intentional.

Matt the Bruins Fan: Yeah, you don't show Chucky running Brittney Spears off a cliff to a fiery death in the movie's trailer and then follow it up with John Waters saying "God bless the little people!" unless you're aiming for laughs.

Sue: My friend Janet was in Bride of Chucky.

DavidS: My friend Phil's girlfriend was the Bride of Chucky.

Sorry. But how often am I really going to get to say that?

ita: As rarely as possible, hopefully.

Corwood Industries: If it were me, I'd drop it all the time.

"Say, David, have you filed those TPR reports yet?"

"I'm on my way right now. Oh, and my friend Phil's girlfriend was the Bride of Chucky."

Raq: I called this out during a preview: "Hey! That's my friend's friend's girlfriend!"

JZ: Every time I step out of the shower and towel myself dry, I find myself wondering, "Is this the towel that toweled dry the Bride of Chucky's hair?" It makes shower time almost unbearably exciting.


Trudy Booth - Nov 02, 2005 5:33:39 am PST #8150 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

P.M. Marcontell

The thread is dead, but I must share share share the extreme dorkish cuteness of Paul's new game with the Squeak.

Because it is both dorkish and cute.

Step One: make the sign for kiss from across the room.

Step Two: rush towards the baby saying, "KISSES! Kisses for the Squeakaboo!"

Step Three: cover baby face in kisses.

Lillian thinks this is the best game ever, beating out Dance, Monkey Dance and Pull Pete's Finger for thrills and chills.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 02, 2005 8:29:58 am PST #8151 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

It links to markpost, Frank.

Huh. Weird.

Here, I'll format it up for ya, Frank.

Thanks! I'll delete the errent link.