Just call me the computer whisperer.

Willow ,'Lessons'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Burrell - Nov 12, 2002 7:43:16 pm PST #811 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

The latest literary thoughts from Natter:

Kathy Astrom: Mmmmm, hot sweaty men with swords....

amych: See, that's what I keep saying, only some people seem to think elves are better.

Dana: Mmmmmm, hot sweaty men with elves....


Rebecca Lizard - Nov 12, 2002 8:13:08 pm PST #812 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Pinwiz's watch-and-post:

JESUS CHRIST ON A CRUTCH AND A HOBBY HORSE WITH A SIDE OF FRIES, AN EXTRA LARGE SHAKE, AND THOSE LITTLE CARROT STICKS...


Theodosia - Nov 12, 2002 8:38:38 pm PST #813 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Madrigal nonspoiler-y, in Buffy:

The scoobs have forgotten that it's the people on top that are the ones whom it is okay to kick, and to keep kicking until their skulls cave in and then you root through their pockets for money to buy Buffy DVD's. (Hmmm, maybe these violent shows are having an effect on me.)


Trudy Booth - Nov 12, 2002 11:11:56 pm PST #814 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

DXMachina: Also from the Amazon listing for David's book:

Customers who shopped for this item also wear:

  • Clean Underwear from Amazon's Eddie Bauer Store
  • Ladybug Rain Boots from Amazon's Nordstrom Store
  • Suede Headwraps from Amazon's International Male Store
  • Cheetah Print Slippers from Amazon's Old Navy Store

Alibelle: That's quite the look.


Sue - Nov 13, 2002 5:47:49 am PST #815 of 10000
hip deep in pie

Elena's Husband, on Buffy's ever changing hair colour. (Yes, it is actually spoilery.)

"From beneath, her roots devour..."


Theodosia - Nov 13, 2002 7:55:32 am PST #816 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

erinaceous, on the latest Buffy episode:

The little pointy indicator thing flipped all the way off my HSQ-meter. It's under the couch somewhere.


Rebecca Lizard - Nov 13, 2002 10:35:24 am PST #817 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Elena's Husband, on Buffy's ever changing hair colour.

Bwah.

Am-Chau Yarkona, in Bitches:

Is it just my brain, or is there a problem with stamping out sixies music altogther? Because if you get rid of the sixties, then you're one decade short, and we're still in the ninties. The Spice Girls are still together. And possibly Take That is still around. Can't be good, right?


§ ita § - Nov 13, 2002 10:44:24 am PST #818 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Erika fishing in Bitches:

You don't like my text like Teppy-text.Is her font prettier than mine or something? You can tell me. I won't get mad. I get text from other guys, too, sometimes, so it's not like I'm not tempted.


erikaj - Nov 13, 2002 10:47:51 am PST #819 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

So happy that the insane mental energy I spent on that wasn't wasted, ita.


billytea - Nov 13, 2002 11:16:34 am PST #820 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Ple, in Smallville (of course):

The song of songs, which is Superman's. 
Let him kiss Lex with the kisses of his mouth: for their love is
better than wine.
Because of the savour of Clark's good rimjobs, Lex's name is as
ointment poured forth, therefore do the slashers love thee.
Ah Clark, Lex will run after thee: for he hath brought
thee into his chambers: he will be glad and rejoice
in thee, he will remember thy
love more than wine: the slashers love thee.
Lex is evil, but comely, O ye sons of Smallville, sharpen up your
gaydar, practice on Superman.

Love the last line.