Betsy HP started it in
Boxed Set.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Betsy HP:
Can anybody figure out what makes this a "Farscape style" dress?
Dana:
Aeryn would look fabulous in it?
Sophia Brooks:
If it were blue/green it looks vaguely like something that Zhaan might wear?
Matt the Bruins fan:
Does it have stains from Muppet vomit on it?
Theodosia:
Does it have stains from other Muppet bodily functions?
tommyrot:
"Strange. What is this white, felt-y substance on your dress?"
Katie M:
Okay, ew. I have already seen the muppet sex. I do not need to see the muppet spooge.
shrift:
Now I'm trying to picture it, and I'm thinking Silly String.
Heh.
Katie M :
*cries* Now I'm picturing Puppet Angel's silly string semen! This is all your fault.
Betsy HP:
I. Hate. You. ALLL.
tommyrot:
Well, you probably wouldn't see Angel's silly string semen too often, because he'd need to be shaken up first.
shrift:
I'm probably the only one who thinks it's hysterical to contemplate below-camera grunty puppet handjob noises followed by Silly String flying up in-camera, and a long pause until, "... wow, um... at least you're machine-washable?"
tommyrot:
Would you still have fluffers? Or would they be called 'fuzzers'? Or 'felters'?
shrift:
Plush jobs: the D-List for former child star hand model crack addicts.
Matt the Bruins fan:
You fluff pillows, so I assume the term would still apply.
Jars:
Maybe you fluff pillows, but I'd thank you not to project your weird bedroom behaviours onto the rest of us, thanks.
An intelligent source designed it. I know this because it is complex, and also pink.
If an intelligent source designed the %%#$$$ voicemail system on my cell phone, I'll eat the phone, and maybe the designer.
le nubian, tommyrot, and amych try to kill me with teh funny in Natter:
le nubian: Anyway, this man demonstrated a drinking activity called "the tough guy shot."
You have someone squirt a lime in your eye, you snort salt, and then you drink the shot of tequila.
What the hell?
I've been out of college for 14 years. What happened to quarters?
tommyrot: You forgot the, "...and then you shove the empty shot glass up your ass," part.
amych: what, you don't break the glass first?
tommyrot: No. Once you're done you have someone kick you in the ass really hard.
aurelia
in natter
I've never given my address to the alumni assoc. and yet they always seem to find me.
Gudanov
We really need to have people from alumni associations looking for Bin Laden.
edit:
Adddenda from
dw
"The Senate is investigating how the FBI could not find Bin Laden when student callers from Saudi Arabia A&M University had his home phone number and called him for donations more than 100 times in the last four years, and the Alumni Association sent him 187 donation solicitations in the mail during that period, always knowing which safehouse he was living in at the time."
Rick:
When I was 10 my parents were grasped by a 1960’s ideal of self-sufficiency. Then moved us to a small farm, planted a huge garden, and started raising pigs, cattle, and chickens for food. We kids gave the animals fanciful names like Buttercup, Heathcliff, and Pansy.
The next fall my parents prepared a celebratory feast for Sunday dinner, using only foods grown on the farm. The crowning glory was a perfect ham from our first group of pigs. Just as we were biting into that beautiful ham, my four-year-old brother looked up and said “Pansy was a nice pig.” This put an end to the dinner, and to the practice of naming animals intended for the table. The remaining bits and pieces of Pansy were removed from the freezer and given to people who were not personally acquainted with her.