An intelligent source designed it. I know this because it is complex, and also pink.
If an intelligent source designed the %%#$$$ voicemail system on my cell phone, I'll eat the phone, and maybe the designer.
Jayne: Anybody remember her comin' at me with a butcher's knife? Wash: Wacky fun.
'Objects In Space'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
deborah grabien - Oct 05, 2005 5:17:44 am PDT #8106 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 05, 2005 9:58:33 am PDT #8107 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Shrift, in Natter:
Either no one bothers to read the text of my messages, or they think that if they ask me enough times, I'll eventually change my answer.
Clearly they've never tried asking me out on a date.
§ ita § - Oct 05, 2005 12:46:00 pm PDT #8108 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
msbelle in Natter:
the road to annoying me can very well be paved with good intentions
Sean K - Oct 05, 2005 6:16:12 pm PDT #8109 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
le nubian, tommyrot, and amych try to kill me with teh funny in Natter:
le nubian: Anyway, this man demonstrated a drinking activity called "the tough guy shot."
You have someone squirt a lime in your eye, you snort salt, and then you drink the shot of tequila.
What the hell?
I've been out of college for 14 years. What happened to quarters?
tommyrot: You forgot the, "...and then you shove the empty shot glass up your ass," part.
amych: what, you don't break the glass first?
tommyrot: No. Once you're done you have someone kick you in the ass really hard.
Connie Neil - Oct 06, 2005 9:19:30 am PDT #8110 of 10000
brillig
aurelia in natter
I've never given my address to the alumni assoc. and yet they always seem to find me.
Gudanov
We really need to have people from alumni associations looking for Bin Laden.
edit:
Adddenda from dw
"The Senate is investigating how the FBI could not find Bin Laden when student callers from Saudi Arabia A&M University had his home phone number and called him for donations more than 100 times in the last four years, and the Alumni Association sent him 187 donation solicitations in the mail during that period, always knowing which safehouse he was living in at the time."
erikaj - Oct 06, 2005 9:59:55 am PDT #8111 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
BWAH HA!
Topic!Cindy - Oct 07, 2005 8:54:55 am PDT #8112 of 10000
What is even happening?
Rick: When I was 10 my parents were grasped by a 1960’s ideal of self-sufficiency. Then moved us to a small farm, planted a huge garden, and started raising pigs, cattle, and chickens for food. We kids gave the animals fanciful names like Buttercup, Heathcliff, and Pansy.
The next fall my parents prepared a celebratory feast for Sunday dinner, using only foods grown on the farm. The crowning glory was a perfect ham from our first group of pigs. Just as we were biting into that beautiful ham, my four-year-old brother looked up and said “Pansy was a nice pig.” This put an end to the dinner, and to the practice of naming animals intended for the table. The remaining bits and pieces of Pansy were removed from the freezer and given to people who were not personally acquainted with her.
flea - Oct 07, 2005 10:27:57 am PDT #8113 of 10000
information libertarian
Theodosia in Natter:
Some people believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I believe in the Boneless Chicken Tree.
Amy - Oct 07, 2005 3:38:03 pm PDT #8114 of 10000
Because books.
Cindy in Natter:
Oh, my poor children. They think they feel the full depth of pain of a citizen of Red Sox Nation. They've seen the Red Sox as World Series Champions before they were 8, 6, and 4.
They think they know what's to come, what we are… They haven't even begun.
Theodosia - Oct 08, 2005 3:06:42 am PDT #8115 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Nutty:
Rush Limbaugh is against prescription drugs unless you can score them illegally from your hired help. Double points if you lie about their known side-effects in major interviews. Triple points if you suddenly become and advocate for treatment instead of throw-away-the-key options for drug offenders.
As my friend Eric likes to say, "This is what Republicans call 'flip-flopping,' but which is more commonly known as 'learning.'"