Lyra Jane in Bitches

Wow. My first post in a month and it goes three times.

My browser must have really *missed* you guys.

In Technology:

D. Griswold: Anybody know blink codes for Powermac G5s? i came home to my baby making the loud-fan noises that means something is wrong. Turned off, turned on... and nothing, mostly. It makes a fanny noise, but I don't get processor sounds, and the power light blinks three short blinks at me, repeatedly. Blink-blink-blink-pause. Blink-blink-blink-pause.

Jessica: It's saying "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

Allyson in Minearverse:

Look. I have a cell phone. I haven't met the person who made the cell phone, but I know that it didn't just "evolve."

An intelligent source designed it. I know this because it is complex, and also pink.

Betsy HP started it in Boxed Set. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Betsy HP:

Can anybody figure out what makes this a "Farscape style" dress?

Dana:

Aeryn would look fabulous in it?

Sophia Brooks:

If it were blue/green it looks vaguely like something that Zhaan might wear?

Matt the Bruins fan:

Does it have stains from Muppet vomit on it?

Theodosia:

Does it have stains from other Muppet bodily functions?

tommyrot:

"Strange. What is this white, felt-y substance on your dress?"

Katie M:

Okay, ew. I have already seen the muppet sex. I do not need to see the muppet spooge.

shrift:

Now I'm trying to picture it, and I'm thinking Silly String.

Heh.

Katie M :

*cries* Now I'm picturing Puppet Angel's silly string semen! This is all your fault.

Betsy HP:

I. Hate. You. ALLL.

tommyrot:

Well, you probably wouldn't see Angel's silly string semen too often, because he'd need to be shaken up first.

shrift:

I'm probably the only one who thinks it's hysterical to contemplate below-camera grunty puppet handjob noises followed by Silly String flying up in-camera, and a long pause until, "... wow, um... at least you're machine-washable?"

tommyrot:

Would you still have fluffers? Or would they be called 'fuzzers'? Or 'felters'?

shrift:

Plush jobs: the D-List for former child star hand model crack addicts.

Matt the Bruins fan:

You fluff pillows, so I assume the term would still apply.

Jars:

Maybe you fluff pillows, but I'd thank you not to project your weird bedroom behaviours onto the rest of us, thanks.

An intelligent source designed it. I know this because it is complex, and also pink.

If an intelligent source designed the %%#$$$ voicemail system on my cell phone, I'll eat the phone, and maybe the designer.

Shrift, in Natter:

Either no one bothers to read the text of my messages, or they think that if they ask me enough times, I'll eventually change my answer.

Clearly they've never tried asking me out on a date.

msbelle in Natter:

the road to annoying me can very well be paved with good intentions

le nubian, tommyrot, and amych try to kill me with teh funny in Natter:

le nubian: Anyway, this man demonstrated a drinking activity called "the tough guy shot."

You have someone squirt a lime in your eye, you snort salt, and then you drink the shot of tequila.

What the hell?

I've been out of college for 14 years. What happened to quarters?

tommyrot: You forgot the, "...and then you shove the empty shot glass up your ass," part.

amych: what, you don't break the glass first?

tommyrot: No. Once you're done you have someone kick you in the ass really hard.

aurelia in natter

I've never given my address to the alumni assoc. and yet they always seem to find me.

Gudanov

We really need to have people from alumni associations looking for Bin Laden.

edit:

Adddenda from dw

"The Senate is investigating how the FBI could not find Bin Laden when student callers from Saudi Arabia A&M University had his home phone number and called him for donations more than 100 times in the last four years, and the Alumni Association sent him 187 donation solicitations in the mail during that period, always knowing which safehouse he was living in at the time."

BWAH HA!