Take jobs as they come -- and we'll never be under the heel of nobody ever again. No matter how long the arm of the Alliance might get, we'll just get ourselves a little further.

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Coffee On My Monitor  

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Trudy Booth - Sep 21, 2005 4:34:05 pm PDT #8076 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

billytea: Rice in a tube still strikes me as more acceptable than cheese in a can. Neither, however, compares to Chicken in a Biskit.


Aims - Sep 21, 2005 4:42:30 pm PDT #8077 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

billytea, in F2F: context be damned. DAMNED, I SAY!

Pardon me boy... Is-that-the-Calling-of-Cthulhu? Track 29, madness outside of time...


Sophia Brooks - Sep 21, 2005 4:54:42 pm PDT #8078 of 10000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Pardon me boy... Is-that-the-Calling-of-Cthulhu? Track 29, madness outside of time...

natter

In high school a friend of mine had a step father named Roy. When they got a cat, the cat chewed his new pair of shoes.

and we always used to sing...

Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes...

and I think of that every time I hear the song.


Aims - Sep 21, 2005 5:00:28 pm PDT #8079 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

BWahahahahahaha!!


JZ - Sep 23, 2005 6:42:43 am PDT #8080 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

AmyLiz, discussing the scintillating cocktail party chatter of two relatives: Their first topic of conversation? The comparative price of milk in different parts of the country.

tommyrot: Well, it's a significant issue after Katrina shut down all the Gulf coast milk refineries.

AmyLiz: ::smacks forehead::

I forgot!

tommyrot: Plus Katrina caused a milk tanker to run aground in the Gulf. Disaster was narrowly averted when the National Guard decided not to wait for FEMA authorizaion to activate the Emergency Cat Division.

brenda m: Which authorization might've come in a lot sooner if W hadn't had appointed a (wealthy and conservative) terrier to head Operation Spilled Milk.

Gudanov: Limbaugh characterized media complaints about the delay in authorization as "just crying over spilled milk".

tommyrot: Meanwhile Limbaugh was having his maid buy black-market half-n-half for him. Limbaugh continues to deny rumors that he has a gray Persian named "The Gray Lady" and a Russian Blue named "Mister Piddles."


Susan W. - Sep 23, 2005 6:46:16 am PDT #8081 of 10000
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

(Am I allowed to COMM my own husband to add his follow-up?)


sumi - Sep 23, 2005 7:03:13 am PDT #8082 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!

Yes!!


Susan W. - Sep 23, 2005 7:08:58 am PDT #8083 of 10000
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

And dw brings the follow-up:

The highlight of the incident was when Sen. Landrieu was paying compliments to various politicians and talking about the billions FEMA had put into cat deployment when Anderson Cooper cut her off.

I haven’t heard that, because, for the last four days, I’ve been seeing people in the streets here in Mississippi with mouthfuls of Oreos and nothing to wash them down with. And to listen to politicians thanking each other and complimenting each other, you know, I got to tell you, there are a lot of people here who are very upset, and very angry, and very much want to toss their cookies.


Cashmere - Sep 23, 2005 9:41:30 am PDT #8084 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Allyson in Natter (now THAT'S how to attend a Hollywood Movie Premier):

Kat and I developed an intracate form of sign language to snark on the movie without offending the producers and studio people in front of us.

It was like MST3K for the deaf.


dcp - Sep 23, 2005 6:32:15 pm PDT #8085 of 10000
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

tommyrot in Boxed Set, Vol. II:

Ooh! Yes! Parental discretion is advised!

Yay!