Allyson in Natter (now THAT'S how to attend a Hollywood Movie Premier):
Kat and I developed an intracate form of sign language to snark on the movie without offending the producers and studio people in front of us.
It was like MST3K for the deaf.
I can beat up demons until the cows come home, and then I can beat up the cows.
Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Cashmere - Sep 23, 2005 9:41:30 am PDT #8084 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
dcp - Sep 23, 2005 6:32:15 pm PDT #8085 of 10000
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.
tommyrot in Boxed Set, Vol. II:
Ooh! Yes! Parental discretion is advised!
Yay!
Burrell - Sep 24, 2005 11:00:10 am PDT #8086 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Kat makes me laugh in Natter:
Wireless connections at school make it possible to take notepassing during class to an all new level.
Kat - Sep 24, 2005 8:11:02 pm PDT #8087 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
NOT Logrolling, and no context needed because the image is too damn funny.
Burrell in Minearverse:
So it's basically Teletubbies vs Descartes in an existential smackdown?
Trudy Booth - Sep 25, 2005 3:21:57 pm PDT #8088 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cashmere: I have a friend who is deathly afraid of clowns. She nearly wrecked her car when she saw a clown, dressed in full regalia on his way to a gig driving in a car along side her on the freeway.
billytea: She has my full sympathy. It may look suspiciously like shaking with silent laughter, but we all express emotion in our own way.
billytea - Sep 27, 2005 5:25:05 am PDT #8089 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Madrigal in Natter:
The funniest vandalism I've seen lately was a stop sign in Sheboygan. Under the word "Stop" someone had printed quite neatly, "Hammertime."
Betsy HP - Sep 27, 2005 8:49:13 am PDT #8090 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Theodosia:
My stance that meat should not be identifiable as having come from something living is once again validated. I do not practice vegetarianism so much as plausible deniability.
Fred Pete - Sep 27, 2005 9:21:28 am PDT #8091 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Gudanov knocks it out of the park in Natter:
I never got to the meth part of "The Purpose Driven Life".
bon bon - Sep 27, 2005 9:33:26 am PDT #8092 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
ita. Natter.
Google hits don't make something RIGHT. I offer you "dirty sanchez" as proof.
Jessica - Sep 27, 2005 12:20:53 pm PDT #8093 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Nutty, in Natter:
If Tom Cruise hadn't existed, our sense of the absurd would have had to create him.