BWahahahahahaha!!
None of it means a damn thing.
Mal ,'Objects In Space'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Aims - Sep 21, 2005 5:00:28 pm PDT #8079 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
JZ - Sep 23, 2005 6:42:43 am PDT #8080 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
AmyLiz, discussing the scintillating cocktail party chatter of two relatives: Their first topic of conversation? The comparative price of milk in different parts of the country.
tommyrot: Well, it's a significant issue after Katrina shut down all the Gulf coast milk refineries.
AmyLiz: ::smacks forehead::
I forgot!
tommyrot: Plus Katrina caused a milk tanker to run aground in the Gulf. Disaster was narrowly averted when the National Guard decided not to wait for FEMA authorizaion to activate the Emergency Cat Division.
brenda m: Which authorization might've come in a lot sooner if W hadn't had appointed a (wealthy and conservative) terrier to head Operation Spilled Milk.
Gudanov: Limbaugh characterized media complaints about the delay in authorization as "just crying over spilled milk".
tommyrot: Meanwhile Limbaugh was having his maid buy black-market half-n-half for him. Limbaugh continues to deny rumors that he has a gray Persian named "The Gray Lady" and a Russian Blue named "Mister Piddles."
Susan W. - Sep 23, 2005 6:46:16 am PDT #8081 of 10000
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
(Am I allowed to COMM my own husband to add his follow-up?)
sumi - Sep 23, 2005 7:03:13 am PDT #8082 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!
Yes!!
Susan W. - Sep 23, 2005 7:08:58 am PDT #8083 of 10000
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
And dw brings the follow-up:
The highlight of the incident was when Sen. Landrieu was paying compliments to various politicians and talking about the billions FEMA had put into cat deployment when Anderson Cooper cut her off.
I haven’t heard that, because, for the last four days, I’ve been seeing people in the streets here in Mississippi with mouthfuls of Oreos and nothing to wash them down with. And to listen to politicians thanking each other and complimenting each other, you know, I got to tell you, there are a lot of people here who are very upset, and very angry, and very much want to toss their cookies.
Cashmere - Sep 23, 2005 9:41:30 am PDT #8084 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Allyson in Natter (now THAT'S how to attend a Hollywood Movie Premier):
Kat and I developed an intracate form of sign language to snark on the movie without offending the producers and studio people in front of us.
It was like MST3K for the deaf.
dcp - Sep 23, 2005 6:32:15 pm PDT #8085 of 10000
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.
tommyrot in Boxed Set, Vol. II:
Ooh! Yes! Parental discretion is advised!
Yay!
Burrell - Sep 24, 2005 11:00:10 am PDT #8086 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Kat makes me laugh in Natter:
Wireless connections at school make it possible to take notepassing during class to an all new level.
Kat - Sep 24, 2005 8:11:02 pm PDT #8087 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
NOT Logrolling, and no context needed because the image is too damn funny.
Burrell in Minearverse:
So it's basically Teletubbies vs Descartes in an existential smackdown?
Trudy Booth - Sep 25, 2005 3:21:57 pm PDT #8088 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cashmere: I have a friend who is deathly afraid of clowns. She nearly wrecked her car when she saw a clown, dressed in full regalia on his way to a gig driving in a car along side her on the freeway.
billytea: She has my full sympathy. It may look suspiciously like shaking with silent laughter, but we all express emotion in our own way.