Raq in Natter:
I hadn't heard that Laura Bush didn't know the name of Hurricane Katrina a week after it hit New Orleans. Clearly they need to upgrade her chip to Stepford XP.
I am not...I am not the damsel in distress. I am not some case. I have to work this. I've lived in a cave for 5 years in a world where they killed my kind like cattle. I am not going to be cut down by some monster flu. I am better than that. What a wonder...how very scared I am.
Fred ,'A Hole in the World'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Anne W. - Sep 13, 2005 8:30:34 am PDT #8053 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Burrell - Sep 13, 2005 9:42:25 am PDT #8054 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Cracking my shit up in Natter:
Betsy: You're the Mom. What more mandate do you need?
Jilli Is "Because I said so" a mandate? I was never sure.
Gus - Sep 13, 2005 3:03:25 pm PDT #8055 of 10000
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Mineraverse.
Kristen: Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice...
Got Life: And, sometimes, they gut you, just to watch you die.
Kristen - Sep 13, 2005 3:17:45 pm PDT #8056 of 10000
Hey now! Got Life brought the setup. I brought the gutting.
Betsy HP - Sep 13, 2005 3:44:57 pm PDT #8057 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Emily: At one point I was up to 59,685/5,491,020 and didn't know if I would ever see integer-land again.
Gus - Sep 13, 2005 3:56:29 pm PDT #8058 of 10000
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Did I get that backwards?
Ok. Get Life sets people up. Kristen guts them.
Welcome to Buffistas.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 13, 2005 4:18:43 pm PDT #8059 of 10000
What is even happening?
Gus, you might want to edit them when you get a chance, so that when shrift collects them for the BRQG, they're correctly attributed.
/still sad Julie got my Scarlett O'Hara bosom attribution
Ginger - Sep 13, 2005 5:59:02 pm PDT #8060 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Steph , summing up the Buffista experience:
Gus, we're Buffistas. We have opinions on shows we've never watched, food we've never eaten, people we've never fucked.
It's what we do.
Gus - Sep 13, 2005 6:15:18 pm PDT #8061 of 10000
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Trudy, Natter:
I enjoyed Bones.
The two or three of us should form a little club and give ourselves a nickname.
Zenkitty: Boners
Kate P. - Sep 13, 2005 6:19:48 pm PDT #8062 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
In Natter:
Emily: You guys posted 55 messages while I was off figuring out geometrical interpretations of quadratic formulae. That's sort of depressing, as that took much longer than necessary. Also, I see that for once I might have actually known about House during the time it was on, but no. History of Math homework.
(By the way, I totally figured it out, too. It involves a gnomon. You all wish you were me.)
brenda m: If I'd known there were gnomes in math, it might have kept my interest longer.
billytea: They're what make the maths work. Every time you've said to yourself "Carry the 1"? They're the carriers.
So when you get the wrong answer, it's not because you made a mistake, it's shiftless gnomes.