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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Kat - Aug 31, 2005 4:37:53 pm PDT #8028 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

In Natter:

Cashmere

I read where Heath Ledger said making out with Jake Gyllenhal wasn't that much fun.

Maybe for HIM. But I'M certainly going to enjoy it.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 01, 2005 3:00:54 am PDT #8029 of 10000
What is even happening?

shrift: I got up early enough this morning that I didn't understand the function of my alarm clock. And it was dark. And there was fog. And other people were out there, driving around, and I hated them a whole lot. The highway made me hate them more. And I had to drive to work really, really fast, because they had coffee there, and oh my god, coffeeeeeeee.

I'm avoiding the desks of certain morning people coworkers, because I seem to be all id, and I think my id has kung fu grip today.


Anne W. - Sep 01, 2005 9:19:37 am PDT #8030 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Allyson's suggestion for a new color-coding system to be used for (I think) natural disaster assessment:

A brown alert will mean the shit has hit the fan. Blue will be water up to our eyeballs, red will be the oceans turning to blood, green will be the locusts and frogs, yellow will be, "the POTUS just pissed himself when he heard the news."


Topic!Cindy - Sep 02, 2005 12:52:50 am PDT #8031 of 10000
What is even happening?

Maria, September 1, 2005: In somewhat happier news, today is exactly ONE month before I marry the only man in the world who could possibly love me enough to think my neuroses are cute.


JenP - Sep 02, 2005 5:20:26 am PDT #8032 of 10000

In Minearverse:

Cass: There should be a Web site to sign up for adoption. Sugarparents.com or something. You check off whether you want a pretty pink pony or a pool boy and one click later... Granted, not sure what you do if you want both.

Matt the Bruins fan: If you're willing to give them grandchildren my parents might be in the market...

Cass: If I was willing to give them grandchildren, my parents might be in the market too.

Topic!Cindy: Define give.


DCJensen - Sep 05, 2005 11:54:56 am PDT #8033 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Matt TBF, in Buffy and Angel 1, summing it up:

Buffy only opened the door to the Gay World. It was Angel that was set there.


Nilly - Sep 06, 2005 9:13:35 am PDT #8034 of 10000
Swouncing

Natter:

ita: I tried to nap to make up the sleep differential, but the math so rarely works.


Eddie - Sep 06, 2005 1:14:00 pm PDT #8035 of 10000
Your tag here.

Firefly:

Emily:There's no particular reason they'd need to stand so conveniently spaced, not to mention they all seem to be reacting to completely different surroundings. Well, that or posing.

tommyrot:It's to confuse the Reavers.


Volans - Sep 06, 2005 11:29:32 pm PDT #8036 of 10000
move out and draw fire

billytea in Bitches, on Jim Steinman's music:

The turgid, overwhelming maelstrom part of the charm, while the rest of the charm clings desperately to the tiny dinghy of restraint that is being sucked inexorably into the throbbing power chords of oblivion.


Betsy HP - Sep 07, 2005 3:23:45 pm PDT #8037 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

billytea keeps the hits on coming:

Yeah. I love the fact that Jim Steinman's idea of a touching ballad is The Anvil Chorus. ("I! [clang] WOULD! [clang] DO! [clang] ANYTHING! [clang] FOR! [clang] LOOOOOOOVE!!!!!! [rain of metal]") I may be enjoying it ironically, but I cannot promise this.