Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 02, 2005 12:52:50 am PDT #8031 of 10000
What is even happening?

Maria, September 1, 2005: In somewhat happier news, today is exactly ONE month before I marry the only man in the world who could possibly love me enough to think my neuroses are cute.


JenP - Sep 02, 2005 5:20:26 am PDT #8032 of 10000

In Minearverse:

Cass: There should be a Web site to sign up for adoption. Sugarparents.com or something. You check off whether you want a pretty pink pony or a pool boy and one click later... Granted, not sure what you do if you want both.

Matt the Bruins fan: If you're willing to give them grandchildren my parents might be in the market...

Cass: If I was willing to give them grandchildren, my parents might be in the market too.

Topic!Cindy: Define give.


DCJensen - Sep 05, 2005 11:54:56 am PDT #8033 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Matt TBF, in Buffy and Angel 1, summing it up:

Buffy only opened the door to the Gay World. It was Angel that was set there.


Nilly - Sep 06, 2005 9:13:35 am PDT #8034 of 10000
Swouncing

Natter:

ita: I tried to nap to make up the sleep differential, but the math so rarely works.


Eddie - Sep 06, 2005 1:14:00 pm PDT #8035 of 10000
Your tag here.

Firefly:

Emily:There's no particular reason they'd need to stand so conveniently spaced, not to mention they all seem to be reacting to completely different surroundings. Well, that or posing.

tommyrot:It's to confuse the Reavers.


Volans - Sep 06, 2005 11:29:32 pm PDT #8036 of 10000
move out and draw fire

billytea in Bitches, on Jim Steinman's music:

The turgid, overwhelming maelstrom part of the charm, while the rest of the charm clings desperately to the tiny dinghy of restraint that is being sucked inexorably into the throbbing power chords of oblivion.


Betsy HP - Sep 07, 2005 3:23:45 pm PDT #8037 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

billytea keeps the hits on coming:

Yeah. I love the fact that Jim Steinman's idea of a touching ballad is The Anvil Chorus. ("I! [clang] WOULD! [clang] DO! [clang] ANYTHING! [clang] FOR! [clang] LOOOOOOOVE!!!!!! [rain of metal]") I may be enjoying it ironically, but I cannot promise this.


billytea - Sep 07, 2005 4:21:26 pm PDT #8038 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Jessica in Bitches:

OH MY FREAKING GOD

I finally get a chance to log in and catch up, and THERE ARE BARNEY LYRICS IN THE THREAD.

Appropriately enough, in a conversation about selling out.


Trudy Booth - Sep 07, 2005 4:57:14 pm PDT #8039 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Steph L: I know it shouldn't be surprising, but -- Rick Santorum wants to penalize people who "chose not to heed the warnings" to evacuate. Pure evil.

Topic!Cindy: That's double jeopardy, man. They already kept the whole class in detention for a minimum of three days.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 08, 2005 6:39:47 am PDT #8040 of 10000
What is even happening?

Raq: My hurricane dream last night was that they were doing away with the number rankings and using names instead. Something smaller than a 2 would be a "Shack," while a Category 5 storm would be a "Clysm." In my dream I realized these names were chosen because they'd been abbreviating "Category" as "Cat'y," so you'd have a Cat'yShack or a Cat'yClysm.