shrift:
I got up early enough this morning that I didn't understand the function of my alarm clock. And it was dark. And there was fog. And other people were out there, driving around, and I hated them a whole lot. The highway made me hate them more. And I had to drive to work really, really fast, because they had coffee there, and oh my god, coffeeeeeeee.
I'm avoiding the desks of certain morning people coworkers, because I seem to be all id, and I think my id has kung fu grip today.
Allyson's
suggestion for a new color-coding system to be used for (I think) natural disaster assessment:
A brown alert will mean the shit has hit the fan. Blue will be water up to our eyeballs, red will be the oceans turning to blood, green will be the locusts and frogs, yellow will be, "the POTUS just pissed himself when he heard the news."
Maria, September 1, 2005:
In somewhat happier news, today is exactly ONE month before I marry the only man in the world who could possibly love me enough to think my neuroses are cute.
In Minearverse:
Cass:
There should be a Web site to sign up for adoption. Sugarparents.com or something. You check off whether you want a pretty pink pony or a pool boy and one click later... Granted, not sure what you do if you want both.
Matt the Bruins fan:
If you're willing to give them grandchildren my parents might be in the market...
Cass:
If I was willing to give them grandchildren, my parents might be in the market too.
Topic!Cindy:
Define give.
Matt TBF,
in
Buffy and Angel 1,
summing it up:
Buffy only opened the door to the Gay World. It was Angel that was set there.
Firefly:
Emily:There's no particular reason they'd need to stand so conveniently spaced, not to mention they all seem to be reacting to completely different surroundings. Well, that or posing.
tommyrot:It's to confuse the Reavers.
billytea
in Bitches, on Jim Steinman's music:
The turgid, overwhelming maelstrom part of the charm, while the rest of the charm clings desperately to the tiny dinghy of restraint that is being sucked inexorably into the throbbing power chords of oblivion.
billytea
keeps the hits on coming:
Yeah. I love the fact that Jim Steinman's idea of a touching ballad is The Anvil Chorus. ("I! [clang] WOULD! [clang] DO! [clang] ANYTHING! [clang] FOR! [clang]
LOOOOOOOVE!!!!!!
[rain of metal]") I may be enjoying it ironically, but I cannot promise this.
Jessica in Bitches:
OH MY FREAKING GOD
I finally get a chance to log in and catch up, and THERE ARE BARNEY LYRICS IN THE THREAD.
Appropriately enough, in a conversation about selling out.