Amber B.: My only problem with Dracula was that the Prince of Darkness should not wear sweater vests.
Victor: Amber, darling, NOTHING says evil like sweater vests.
Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.
'Selfless'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Betsy HP - Sep 23, 2002 12:46:19 pm PDT #80 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Rebecca Lizard - Sep 23, 2002 5:00:00 pm PDT #81 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
FayJay:
..since starting my course a couple of weeks ago I've been travelling to and from University, a bus journey of around an hour and a half each way. I often fall asleep on buses. Very very often. Almost always. And I've been having fairly graphic slashy dreams that are an extension of fic reading quite often, whilst on these bus journeys. And then you have to ask yourself whether you've unknowingly said anything out loud. So far I haven't woken up to find the horrified gazes of an assortment of pensioners and teens who've been treated to mumbled mutterings of a gay vampire snuff porn variety, or a big gay teenage superman variety, but I fear that it's only a matter of time.
No, honestly, you can totally trust me with your kids. I'd be a great teacher. What? Come back.
Bugger.
Jen - Sep 23, 2002 7:49:36 pm PDT #82 of 10000
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you
Shrift:
Go ahead, mock my pain. There is no longer any yay in my ho.
Jessica - Sep 23, 2002 8:26:01 pm PDT #83 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Madrigal: One time I thought I had a dream about a Buffista, but it turned out to be King Juan Carlos pretending to be a Buffista, which should have been pretty obvious, since the dream was excessively boring, even for me.
Rebecca Lizard - Sep 23, 2002 9:49:54 pm PDT #84 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Damn, beat me to it.
So:
Jen:
Can I just say that I can live a long, long time without ever hearing someone refer to semen as "hot milky juice" in a piece of fiction again?
Many different kinds of beverages are ruined for me now.
PMM:
Thank goodness you're vegan!
Betsy HP - Sep 23, 2002 9:53:00 pm PDT #85 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Come to think of it, are vegans allowed to swallow?
Jen - Sep 23, 2002 10:03:37 pm PDT #86 of 10000
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you
Yep. Because lord knows it's given willingly, and there ain't no suffering involved.
John H - Sep 24, 2002 12:21:56 am PDT #87 of 10000
there ain't no suffering involved
Well, suffering might be involved... t /TMI
Steph L. - Sep 24, 2002 8:54:21 am PDT #88 of 10000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
In Clex!...
billytea: Did anyone else get this mental picture?
amych: Your kink is not my kink, Billytea.
billytea: Hey, I'm not the one licking it.
Anne W. - Sep 24, 2002 9:00:19 am PDT #89 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Dang, Steph... you beat me to it!