FayJay:
..since starting my course a couple of weeks ago I've been travelling to and from University, a bus journey of around an hour and a half each way. I often fall asleep on buses. Very very often. Almost always. And I've been having fairly graphic slashy dreams that are an extension of fic reading quite often, whilst on these bus journeys. And then you have to ask yourself whether you've unknowingly said anything out loud. So far I haven't woken up to find the horrified gazes of an assortment of pensioners and teens who've been treated to mumbled mutterings of a gay vampire snuff porn variety, or a big gay teenage superman variety, but I fear that it's only a matter of time.
No, honestly, you can totally trust me with your kids. I'd be a great teacher. What? Come back.
Bugger.