FayJay:

..since starting my course a couple of weeks ago I've been travelling to and from University, a bus journey of around an hour and a half each way. I often fall asleep on buses. Very very often. Almost always. And I've been having fairly graphic slashy dreams that are an extension of fic reading quite often, whilst on these bus journeys. And then you have to ask yourself whether you've unknowingly said anything out loud. So far I haven't woken up to find the horrified gazes of an assortment of pensioners and teens who've been treated to mumbled mutterings of a gay vampire snuff porn variety, or a big gay teenage superman variety, but I fear that it's only a matter of time.

No, honestly, you can totally trust me with your kids. I'd be a great teacher. What? Come back.

Bugger.

Shrift:

Go ahead, mock my pain. There is no longer any yay in my ho.

Madrigal: One time I thought I had a dream about a Buffista, but it turned out to be King Juan Carlos pretending to be a Buffista, which should have been pretty obvious, since the dream was excessively boring, even for me.

Damn, beat me to it.

So:

Jen:

Can I just say that I can live a long, long time without ever hearing someone refer to semen as "hot milky juice" in a piece of fiction again?

Many different kinds of beverages are ruined for me now.

PMM:

Thank goodness you're vegan!

Come to think of it, are vegans allowed to swallow?

Yep. Because lord knows it's given willingly, and there ain't no suffering involved.

there ain't no suffering involved

Well, suffering might be involved... t /TMI

In Clex!...

billytea: Did anyone else get this mental picture?

amych: Your kink is not my kink, Billytea.

billytea: Hey, I'm not the one licking it.

Dang, Steph... you beat me to it!

ita (who else):

I don't think I could do a marathon because there's not enough variety. I'm short-attention-spanned like that. Just being alone with my exertion for 26 miles? I'd start punching the other runners just for something to do.