Madrigal: One time I thought I had a dream about a Buffista, but it turned out to be King Juan Carlos pretending to be a Buffista, which should have been pretty obvious, since the dream was excessively boring, even for me.
If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Jessica - Sep 23, 2002 8:26:01 pm PDT #83 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Rebecca Lizard - Sep 23, 2002 9:49:54 pm PDT #84 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Damn, beat me to it.
So:
Jen:
Can I just say that I can live a long, long time without ever hearing someone refer to semen as "hot milky juice" in a piece of fiction again?
Many different kinds of beverages are ruined for me now.
PMM:
Thank goodness you're vegan!
Betsy HP - Sep 23, 2002 9:53:00 pm PDT #85 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Come to think of it, are vegans allowed to swallow?
Jen - Sep 23, 2002 10:03:37 pm PDT #86 of 10000
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you
Yep. Because lord knows it's given willingly, and there ain't no suffering involved.
John H - Sep 24, 2002 12:21:56 am PDT #87 of 10000
there ain't no suffering involved
Well, suffering might be involved... t /TMI
Steph L. - Sep 24, 2002 8:54:21 am PDT #88 of 10000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
In Clex!...
billytea: Did anyone else get this mental picture?
amych: Your kink is not my kink, Billytea.
billytea: Hey, I'm not the one licking it.
Anne W. - Sep 24, 2002 9:00:19 am PDT #89 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Dang, Steph... you beat me to it!
Steph L. - Sep 24, 2002 11:20:59 am PDT #90 of 10000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
ita (who else):
I don't think I could do a marathon because there's not enough variety. I'm short-attention-spanned like that. Just being alone with my exertion for 26 miles? I'd start punching the other runners just for something to do.
Kat - Sep 24, 2002 12:14:30 pm PDT #91 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Jacqueline Zahas in Natter:
Less than nine hours to go. It's like Christmas Eve, if Christmas came with carnage.
JZ - Sep 24, 2002 12:17:39 pm PDT #92 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
From yesterday afternoon (maybe I'm the only one who finds this funny, but I do, so here it is, so there, nyah):
John H:
When [Mel Gibson's] daughter announced she was taking orders he said in the same interview that he was happy for her and that he had no respect for the Church any more. Strange man.
Matt the Bruins Fan:
Makes sense to me. In Papa Mel's eyes, Jesus just went from our Lord and Savior to the no-good punk that's trying to make off with his daughter.