Wesley: We were fighting on opposite sides, but it was the same war. Fred: but you hated her…didn't you? Wesley: It's not always about holding hands.

'Shells'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 06, 2005 2:44:31 am PDT #7950 of 10000
What is even happening?

Raq: Arg. What are the differences, if any, between cropped pants, ankle pants, and capris?

DXMachina: How deep do you expect the flood waters to rise?


tiggy - Aug 06, 2005 5:52:52 pm PDT #7951 of 10000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

in Minearverse which has turned into soapsverse...

Typo Boy: Totally lost. Will try again when the thread turns.

Largo: You have to come up w/ a new series, Mr. Minear, 'cause we're starting to lose people here.


deborah grabien - Aug 08, 2005 3:31:32 pm PDT #7952 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

I'd wait for someone else to COMM it, but I'm greedy, and I wanna do it, and anyway, proud to be part of this poarticular conversation.

The entire conversation, in F2F. How to get a five-star hotel to dance with you.

Aimée - Bellagio doesn't have the space for our weekend. Pooh.

deborah grabien - Aimee, they'd have wanted at least three of the attendee's firstborn children anyway. Pricey place. Just, so damned comfortable...

Topic!Cindy - That could be arranged.

brenda m - Are we looking for volunteers?

Laura - I gotta firstborn I could consider as exchange for Bellagio comfort. Anything for my Buffistas.

Nicole - Well, if it's for a good cause, I suppose I could get pregnant. As long as *I* don't have to keep it.

deborah grabien - And then they could change the name to the Baalaggio...

KristinT - Buffistas F2F Vegas: Now with Human Sacrifice!

SailAweigh - Heh, I don't know if I want to get rid of my firstborn, even for the Bellagio. She's only becoming a rational human now. Of course, she is 25 and might have something to say about the deal, too.

Aimée - White Slavery. It's the answer.

deborah grabien - No, no, I'm still lost in the contemplation of the Bellagio's conservatory, with all the gorgeous rare flowers and the lovely roof, and how all it's been missing lo, these many moons, was an altar dedicated to sacrificing one's firstborn child to some hideous antique child-munching deity. Or not....

Topic!Cindy - Deb, how about we sacrifice the office workers at the first (and subsequent) born's Pedi office? It's a win win situation.

deborah grabien - That would work. Then we can we sacrifice George I and Barbara's firstborn to Baal? Please? I'll play a guitar and sing Kumbaya.

Jessica - I don't think Baal likes that song...

billytea - Sing it backwards. "Ayabmuk, m'lord, Ayabmuk..."


Nicole - Aug 08, 2005 4:43:25 pm PDT #7953 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!

I feel Betsy's pain! In Natter:

tommyrot- Huh. Quantum information can be negative. So if someone gives you negative quantum information, you end up knowing less.

Betsy HP- I've had conversations like that.


bon bon - Aug 10, 2005 11:55:27 am PDT #7954 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

juliana, natter, it's so true:

Flouncing and crying about how mean everyone is the traditional opening salvo to the masterwork Goodbye, Cruel Internets.


Cass - Aug 11, 2005 8:26:31 am PDT #7955 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Nattering and flouncing and talking about taking their toys and going home whilst making me laugh:

msbelle: I will pray on it tonight.

ita: And I will krav.


Nilly - Aug 11, 2005 10:43:12 am PDT #7956 of 10000
Swouncing

Natter:

ita: It's amazing what I'd have sworn I had no opinion on ten minutes ago.

Now I have to google and see if I need a new opinion.


Liese S. - Aug 11, 2005 1:46:43 pm PDT #7957 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

In F2F, Toddson sets it up:

insecure parking garage? should we help it with its self-esteem?

And ita knocks it down:

You know what'd help?

Validation.


vw bug - Aug 11, 2005 4:13:46 pm PDT #7958 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

Fay: Somebody fill me in on the Buffista Cookbook idea?

DavidS: It's sort of in the To Serve Man vein. How best to braise an Aimee. Should you roll Betsy in cornmeal or flour before frying. Roasted DXM with apples and onions. Hec Relleno in Picante Sauce.


DXMachina - Aug 11, 2005 4:59:05 pm PDT #7959 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Ummm, apples and onions... t /Homer

With a side order of ewwww...